Where can I get antibiotics when my stupid doctor wont give them to me

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eatnsleep	Where can I get antibiotics when my stupid doctor wont give them to me	Lead	[-]
Posts: 583 (02/21/08 3:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Seriously, Ive been sick for 3 weeks. I'm getting worse not better and my doctor gave me f'in allegra. I want some antibiotics so I get better!! We're going to have a big snow storm tomorrow and I have tickets to the Spice Girls. I need meds stat! What is the secret to making your doctor give you something to actually make you better?
Poverteeflatz		#1	[-]
Posts: 13845 (02/21/08 3:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Canada Tell your Dr. you have green snot. It works everytime.
Pencake		#2	[-]
Posts: 10818 (02/21/08 3:43 PM) mwah Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mushroom Kingdom
Elwayfan		#3	[-]
Posts: 945 (02/21/08 3:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Call my dr. Everytime I call there, even if it's just to ask a question, they end up prescribing me an antibiotic.
ArtfulEgotist		#4	[-]
Posts: 448 (02/21/08 3:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mexico. My grandma may not like the blacks but she loves the Mexicans and their drugs.
StarringAmy		#5	[-]
Posts: 2949 (02/21/08 3:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Maybe there is a reason why the doctor gave you allegra insted of antibiotics. Try asking your doctor why he or she gave you allegra insted of antibiotics insted of complaining to OT about it. I mean if antibiotics can kill you, that's like asking others to put a gun in your hand when you want to be dead.
GoodNeighborgirl		#6	[-]
Posts: 15005 (02/21/08 3:47 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Fuck, Amy is the voice of reason. Well almost.
brackdog		#7	[-]
Posts: 495 (02/21/08 3:47 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Grow your own. Earns thousands working at home! For your free Home Antibiotics Starter Kit, send $999.95 to: BD Enterprises The Road Less Traveled Splinterverse, USA bEEdEE
ArtfulEgotist		#8	[-]
Posts: 449 (02/21/08 3:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Amy, why do you insist on making up analogies that don't work? It doesn't make you look smart.
StarringAmy		#9	[-]
Posts: 2950 (02/21/08 3:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Huh? I am just typing what's on my mind.
mellydramatic		#10	[-]
Posts: 1083 (02/21/08 3:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BeeDee's branded kit is extraordinarily expensive. I'll give you an old loaf of moldy bread for $49.95. And Amy, the only way antibiotics will kill you is through an allergic reaction. Nincompoop!
unkle greggo		#11	[-]
Posts: 1311 (02/21/08 3:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wait a minute. You want to get better so you can go a Spice Girls concert? I call shenanigans!!
phenobarbara		#12	[-]
Posts: 2931 (02/21/08 3:56 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Allergy medicine is great for relieving cold symptoms. Use Zyrtec, Allegra doesn't work. I never believed it until I tried it myself. Last Edited By: phenobarbara 02/21/08 4:03 PM. Edited 1 times.
eatnsleep		#13	[-]
Posts: 584 (02/21/08 3:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Spice Girls: birthdday present. I would bring ear plugs but my ears are naturally plugged. Green Snot: Damn you're right, thats what I should have said. It will be green tomorrow, I promise you. Amy: I wasnt complaining, I was looking for suggestions. Good ones and funny ones. I have not been let down.
brackdog		#14	[-]
Posts: 496 (02/21/08 3:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	DO NOT buy melly's stale bread... she's selling old, every-single-celled-microorganism-in-the-verse-that-lives-is-resistant-to-us antibiotics, if you take them you'll urinate constantly and grow giant bleeding warts on your back. It's time for CHANGE! And I take PayPal. bD
ArtfulEgotist		#15	[-]
Posts: 450 (02/21/08 3:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So you want to go to a Spice Girls concert, but you don't want to listen to them You are really pissing off some fat gay man somewhere.
tarzan groupie		#16	[-]
Posts: 8142 (02/21/08 3:58 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I usually shy away from antiobiotics, but last month I had the flu, then last week, I caught a nasty cold with a terrible cough. I described the color of my phlegm, and said I was having trouble breathing because of the lung congestion. I gots me some antibiotics quick. Oh, and this lovely breathing treatment that opened up my lungs nicely (that sounds like something Ipswich Ripper would do).
mellydramatic		#17	[-]
Posts: 1084 (02/21/08 3:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Irrigate your sinuses with saline. It's kinda gross, but works.
StarringAmy		#18	[-]
Posts: 2951 (02/21/08 4:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	mellydramatic wrote: And Amy, the only way antibiotics will kill you is through an allergic reaction. Nincompoop! Yup.
RamboDaddy		#19	[-]
Posts: 13 (02/21/08 4:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	StarringAmy wrote: Huh? I am just typing what's on my mind. Wrong. If you did that, all your posts would be blank.
Baby Please		#20	[-]
Posts: 2649 (02/21/08 4:05 PM) Baby Pees Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And Amy, the only way antibiotics will kill you is through an allergic reaction. Nincompoop! Yup. now see. Amy NEEDs to be called a retard.