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Rodney32	Crocs Suck!	Lead	[-]
Posts: 56 (02/03/08 5:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Still viewing Thursday's episode on Sunday afternoon while most of the world is watching morons in fat suits chase around a dead pig's used to be innards and screaming like lunatics!!! Anyway please allow me to play the part of the impoverished recepient of used Crocs: "OH, THANK YOU, CAROL ALT!!! THANK YOU, MARILU!!!! THANK YOU, PIERS!!!! WHATEVER WOULD I DO IF I COULDN'T PUT MY SORE, BLISTERED FEET INTO USED PLASTIC THAT CONTAINS EVERY SWEAT GLAND AND PIECE OF DIRT SOME SPOILED YUPPIE DECIDED TO PLACE ON THEIR FEET BECAUSE IT WAS THE LATEST RAGE AND THE CONCEPT OF WORKING INDEPENDENT BRAIN CELLS IS AS DIFFICULT AS MASTERING THE ORGINS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! I WILL FOREVER BE GRATEFUL FOR THESE SMELLY, UNCOMFORTABLE, CHEAP LOADS OF CRAP MANUFACTURED BY STARVING CHILDREN SO SOME ASSHOLE CAN LIVE IN A MANSION AND COUNT HIS MONEY!!! I"M SO THANKFUL FOR THESE CHEAP LOADS OF PLASTIC CRAP THAT SMELL LIKE ROTTEN EGGS AND USED JOCKSTRAPS IN A BLENDER!!! OH, THANK YOU, GRACIOUS CELEBRITIES!!! Should you ever doubt the intelligence of people who would buy those pieces of crap, always remember there is a photo circulating of George Bush wearing crocs. Need I say more???
Rodney32		#1	[-]
Posts: 57 (02/03/08 6:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	"Thank you, thank you, thank you for the stinky cheap plastic shoes!!! They're so much better than FOOD!!!!"
Miss Alley Shack		#2	[-]
Posts: 1049 (02/03/08 7:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Are you replying to your own post, Rodney? You should consider getting an alternative nic (or ghostnic, as they call it) to do this. You can ask SuitSnob about this. His ghostnics include "Trixiego", "KaleyAlexander", "WesMossChick", "RandallSlut", "ILoveMuffins", "Wallyhorse", "CarmenElectra", "jamesap6", and, oh, 600 or so more.
Rodney32		#3	[-]
Posts: 59 (02/03/08 7:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hi Miss Alley-yes, I was responding to my own post-it was not for attention purposes or anything like that. The reason was because the thought about the line about crocs being so much better than food had not yet occurred to me when I wrote the original post. I didn't see any posts specificially referring to what a croc of shit crocs actually are which is why I started the thread. Also, it's days later and most of the traffic here isn't reading today, anyway. Regarding what a croc of shit crocs are, I wonder if that was the purpose behind originally naming them-as a poorly written inside joke. Those crocs execs looked like the sleaziest types of bastards on this miserable planet-and that's saying a LOT!!! It's safe to say I truly, truly, truly hate crocs and everything they are and stand for.
dagny1331		#4	[-]
Posts: 966 (02/03/08 11:51 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Do they actually intend to send USED Crocs to the needy? I was thinking they recycled, and cleaned, the plastic and made new ones to send! I did try some on once because I couldn't see what everyone was raving about. They really hurt my instep (I have a high arch) and still looked ugly so I don't get the Croc love. What was the original selling point, I wonder? Beachwear? Gardening?
SuitSnob		#5	[-]
Posts: 6939 (02/03/08 11:51 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Miss Alley- Stop responding to Mr. Asperger's. It only encourages it to continue starting worthless new threads.
AtlantaChik		#6	[-]
Posts: 1379 (02/04/08 12:24 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	They were supposed to get people to give away USED crocs? If that's so, then the entire thing sucks. I wouldn't donate chewed food either.
CoconutPhone		#7	[-]
Posts: 12272 (02/04/08 12:29 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I see ADD is still a rampant problem for most Sucksters. They clearly said on multiple occasions that the crocs would be recycled. No they aren't taking the smelly ones off your feet and tossing them at some poor kids.
Survivor Boy		#8	[-]
Posts: 4479 (02/04/08 12:35 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I wouldn't be caught dead in crocs, even if I was a starving child in Africa.
dagny1331		#9	[-]
Posts: 969 (02/04/08 12:36 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Responding to Coconut Phone: That's what I thought, until I read this thread. Then I thought I misheard.
AtlantaChik		#10	[-]
Posts: 1380 (02/04/08 12:40 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I see ADD is still a rampant problem for most Sucksters. They clearly said on multiple occasions that the crocs would be recycled. No they aren't taking the smelly ones off your feet and tossing them at some poor kids. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ahhhhhhhh. It's all in the details, isn't it? I'm watching the show right now for the FIRST TIME on CNBC because I was watching Lost last Sunday night. Now stop sniffing my croc and FOAD.
KaleyAlexander	re	#11	[-]
Posts: 3011 (02/04/08 12:43 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Miss Alley Shack wrote: Are you replying to your own post, Rodney? You should consider getting an alternative nic (or ghostnic, as they call it) to do this. You can ask SuitSnob about this. His ghostnics include "Trixiego", "KaleyAlexander", "WesMossChick", "RandallSlut", "ILoveMuffins", "Wallyhorse", "CarmenElectra", "jamesap6", and, oh, 600 or so more. Hey, don't include me in a ghosnice list!! Just b/c I'm prettier than you and skinny and younger doesn't mean you have to pull me into your fight with Suity. I hope a cow your face bitch. It would be a much better improvement. ETA: I know you from somewhere else to MissAlleyWhore but I can't remember.
SuitSnob		#12	[-]
Posts: 6943 (02/04/08 12:49 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How DARE you call her MissAlleyWhore! She's MissAlleyFuckingBitchWhore! Show respect!!!
KaleyAlexander	no	#13	[-]
Posts: 3015 (02/04/08 1:02 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	No, if anything its MissAlleyCowBitchWhoreFromHellThatHasSevereMentalIsuuesThatPreventHerFromLeaving HerPieceOfCrapStinkyPoorLittleDumpHomeThatIsReallyAStupidPatheticShack Edited: To Fix Margin
SuitSnob		#14	[-]
Posts: 6945 (02/04/08 1:04 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Great...now Miss Alley will swoop in with a can of Whup' Ass and this will turn into a flame war...and then Rodney32's Asperger's Rambling Thread will wind up going on for pages and pages...
KaleyAlexander		#15	[-]
Posts: 3016 (02/04/08 1:09 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Suity, I'm going to give you a lecture in how to be a Survivor Sucks Whore. Step One: No Matter What the Thread make it about you. Suity, when a thread becomes about you no matter if its good or bad you have everyone's attention. MissAlley wants to be the HWBIC but she's got a new HWBIC to contend with.
SuitSnob		#16	[-]
Posts: 6946 (02/04/08 2:26 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	<Bracing>
Miss Alley Shack		#17	[-]
Posts: 1050 (02/04/08 4:34 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't know why Kaley is so jealous. I mean, hey, if she wants to be SuitSnob's boyfriend, I'm not stopping her! She's welcome to you, Suity. See, I told you your constant mention of my private parts will give sweet earnest young women like Kaley the wrong idea.
SuitSnob		#18	[-]
Posts: 6947 (02/04/08 10:56 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I just checked at Hallmark.com...there is no greeting card for this occasion....
Rodney32		#19	[-]
Posts: 60 (02/04/08 11:12 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Recycled...used...smelly...it's all the same...CROCS SUCK!!! There's a website I found where Crocs have been photographed in blenders and t-shirts are sold with images of crocs and scissors just above them-I don't know why they haven't posted a photo of someone dousing Crocs with gasoline and lit matches but I wish they would have...or burned the factory down. That would be cool, too! "OH, THAN YOU, GRACIOUS CROCS PEOPLE!!! NOT ONLY DO I LOOK LIKE I'M WEARING CLOWN SHOES AS I PUT THESE MONTROSITIES ON MY FEET, BUT MERCENARIES KILLED MY FAMILY BECAUSE THE BRIGHT COLORS MADE IT SO EASY TO SPOT THEM AS THEY WERE WALKING IN THE RICE FIELDS!!!" God help you if you wear those pieces of shit on an escalator and want to actually move them. Also, reports indicate walking in Crocs is more difficult than normal. Possibly this could result in orthopedic and spinal problems over time. "I couldn't figure out why the hyenas in the jungle were laughing even harder than usual. Then I saw why. The hyena was standing up and showing the other hyenas what was so funny by pointing at my crotch...er, Crocs...I've never seen hyenas laughing so hard. I hate these clown shoes and those Crocs jackasses!!! Why couldn't that useless twit George Bush bomb a Crocs factory instead of our villages???"
Miss Alley Shack		#20	[-]
Posts: 1051 (02/04/08 11:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sorry, I can't help it, but Rodney's posts always make me laugh.

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