Get to work, peoples!
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Shag |
Limerick Day |
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It was May 12th and we missed it. Better than ku and less wordy than iambic pentameter.
Get to work, peoples!
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ilikelissie |
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There was a young man from Bombay
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay The heat from his dick Turned it into a brick And chafed all his foreskin away |
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StatelyWayneManor |
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There once was a poster named Shag
who, I'm told, had be on "the rag". I said "seen Wonderfalls?" and then she kicked my balls and the rest of the day was a drag. |
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Dire Potatoe |
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There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill They found her vagina In North Carolina And her tits in a tree in Brazil |
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Anne Boleyn |
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Growing tired of her husband's great mass
A young bride inserted some glass The prick of her hubby is now short and stubby and the bride can now pee through her ass. |
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Shag |
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Oh yoooooou.
Oy vey, I'm rusty. There once was a man named Snewser, With a reputation as a boozer, He said with zeal, "It's the most shocking reveal, Everyone will find out that I'm not a loser!" |
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Ipswich Ripper |
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There once was a whore named Betty
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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There once was a poster named Weems
an odd little man so it seems He'd post pics of his clay or the art of the day to Amy the man of her dreams. |
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