The LOST 8 Step Program
1. Admit you are powerless over LOST--that your life will become unbearable if you miss just one episode.
2. Come to believe that a power greater than yourself [read: Damon Lindelof or Carlton Cuse] can restore you to sanity.
3. Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of J.J. Abrams and ABC.
4. Try to make a searching and fearless inventory of the producer's minds on future plans for LOST's plotlines.
5. Admit to yourself and other posters the exact nature of your theories. Be entirely ready to have fellow posters point out all of your defects of logic or theory.
6. Make a list of all the questions that have not been answered and be willing to write the producers to force them to provide an answer to them all.
7. Seek through posting and meditation to improve your attention to detail of each episode, as you understand them, praying only for knowledge of future storylines and the patience to wait for them.
8. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of this TV show, try to carry this message to all LOSTaholics, and to practice these principles in all your TV viewing habits.
1. Admit you are powerless over LOST--that your life will become unbearable if you miss just one episode.
2. Come to believe that a power greater than yourself [read: Damon Lindelof or Carlton Cuse] can restore you to sanity.
3. Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of J.J. Abrams and ABC.
4. Try to make a searching and fearless inventory of the producer's minds on future plans for LOST's plotlines.
5. Admit to yourself and other posters the exact nature of your theories. Be entirely ready to have fellow posters point out all of your defects of logic or theory.
6. Make a list of all the questions that have not been answered and be willing to write the producers to force them to provide an answer to them all.
7. Seek through posting and meditation to improve your attention to detail of each episode, as you understand them, praying only for knowledge of future storylines and the patience to wait for them.
8. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of this TV show, try to carry this message to all LOSTaholics, and to practice these principles in all your TV viewing habits.
