I have here some envelopes. Inside each envelope is a question. I will use my amazing powers to predict the answer of the question inside before I ever read it.
ooooh very spooky.
OK, here's the first answer.
It's coming to me now.
Mouse Fart
Baby's Heartbeat
Mime Contest
Ha, that's the answer. Mouse Fart, Baby's Heartbeat, Mime Contest.
Very strange.
MOUSE FART, BABY'S HEARTBEAT, MIME CONTEST!
*opens envelope*
"Name three things louder then Amber's finale ovation."
OOOOOH DIG, that's cold!
May your crowning moment on Big Brother be coining the term "Immaculate Gonorrhea."
NEXT ENVELOPE!
It's coming to me now...
Booyah.
That's it. Booyah!
Wow, this is weird...
BOOYAH!
*opens envelope*
Name the combined sound coming from the anti-Dick & pro-Dick camps. BOO! YAH!
Wow, very lame.
May your deep spiritual moment be interrupted by a bunny in search of a white belt.
May your pending Big Brother triumph be foiled by a special trip to the Diary Room.
NEXT ENVELOPE!
Oh what could it be?
Logo Network.
What the hell is the Logo Network?
Well, I won't get this joke.
LOGO NETWORK!
*OPENS ENVELOPE*
On what network with Nick next be seen on.
I don't get it.
*looks up Logo on Wiki*
...
...
...
Oooooooh.
Ha, funny stuff.
May you not be smart enough to prevent your loose-lipped daughter and/or sister from appearing on a nationally broadcast reality show and ruining your whole life.
May people find you so annoying you lose in the finals to a guy who called people "Festering Bleeding Pussy Hemmeroids."
FINAL ENVELOPE!
The big finale.
I've got the last envelope right here.
Here we go.
Three Blind Mice.
That's it? Three blind mice?
Hey didn't we already use mice in a joke?
That was a mouse?
What's the difference?
Oh I see, mouses are cuter.
Wait, isn't "Mice" just mean "more then one Mouse?"
I see...
Anyway, Three Blind Mice.
THREE BLIND MICE!
*OPENS ENVELOPE*
Name what happened to the three mice that saw THIS!
YARGH!
And with that, I'm out. I have to find something to throwup in.
