Answer these five questions...
1. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
2.If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
3.Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
4. How come only your fingers and toes get pruned up in the shower, but nothing else does?
5. Why is it that psychics dont win the lottery?
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I enjoy diarrhea.
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6. The tards who pass along crappy emails are the same people who find them remotely interesting.
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FW: 6. The tards who pass along crappy emails are the same people who find them remotely interesting.
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1. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Try going up to someone and blowing in their face. See if they react any differently than a dog would. |
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I have a good friend named Steve. He starting wearing camouflage all the time. Now I don't see him anymore.
He came over the other day, but I didn't know it. He was dressed as furniture. |
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Who let the crazy balloon dude in here?
The standards here are really lacking. |
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I taught my dog how to beg.
Did pretty good too. The other night he came home with $50. |
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