Holy shit... I must have been a pretty retarded kid.
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thailand caffeine |
Did you touch the hot stove as a kid? |
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My Dad just told me I touched it twice when I was younger.
Holy shit... I must have been a pretty retarded kid. |
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IndifferentCow |
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Indeed you were. I never did.
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blondemss |
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i used to love touching the electric coils on the stove. zzzzt, instant dead white skin. if you timed it right, it didn't even hurt. go try!
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Bernard Wrangler |
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no... but I tried sticking my thumb in a pie to pull out a plumb.
I really liked plumbs. it burned. |
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Hamdingers |
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Pfft. Who hasn't tried sticking their thumb in Pie.
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dmb154678 |
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when the new "coil" type cig lighters came out in cars, i stuck my finger in the one in my uncles car. it left a coil of burn on my thumb.
never did that again. |
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blondemss |
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never?
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annie normas butt |
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After a night of massive drinking when I was 18, I was getting ready for work the next morning and sat on my curling iron
I didn't even realize I was sitting on it until I smelled flesh burning Pffft....i'll touch a stove anytime |
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blondemss |
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i hated the eighties for a very similar reason. big hair plus alcohol=many a neck/ear/forehead/lip (don't ask) burn. fucking things hurt
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dmb154678 |
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never, really blondem. i didn't even tell anybody bc i thought i would get in trouble for touching the lighter, it hurt like a bitch though.
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Angela in WI |
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In high school my girlfriend and I were getting ready to go out, we were high as kites and she realized her pants were a little bit wrinkled so she ironed them
while wearing them and got a perfect looking burn of the top of the iron.
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redundantly redundant |
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Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
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Us Kids Know |
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Every time I cook something on the stove I stand there touching it really fast for like 2 minutes.
I find fun everywhere I go ^_^ |
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Modesty |
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thailand caffeine wrote: *newsflash* You're still retarded. What's a plumb doing in a pie?
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redundantly redundant |
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'Tis better to be vile than vile esteemed. |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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little jack horner sat in a corner eating his chirstmas pie and such.
I don't even want to talk about the jack be nimble episode. |
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Angela in WI |
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I think you just need to get over it and go fuck rere with your big toe.
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superguppie |
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After a night of massive drinking when I was 18, I was getting ready for work the next morning and sat on my curling ironTwinsies???? I still have a scar on my leg. |
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PennyMontana |
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Rere's being deep tonight.
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redundantly redundant |
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Another unintentionally revealing comment from Angela.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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knick, knack, paddy whack give the girl a bone?
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