My shoulder hurts too and my jaw feels funny.
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I have crushing chest pains
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 Reverend Jake Pain |
I have crushing chest pains |
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Posts: 21 (04/30/08 11:03 AM) Registered user |
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 6139 (04/30/08 11:05 AM) |
Pray for more.
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Reverend Jake Pain |
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Posts: 22 (04/30/08 11:06 AM) Registered user |
I guess I should call an ambulance but I don't want to miss anything important on the board today. I really can't breathe that well but I'll wait
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Quaffetti |
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Posts: 5536 (04/30/08 11:08 AM) Registered User |
Reverend Jake Pain wrote: Yeah, cause there's always so much important and interesting stuff here. Call 911 dipshit. |
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Softtaco |
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Posts: 2483 (04/30/08 11:09 AM) Registered user |
Well, what did you do?
Fall down the stairs? Hit by a car? Attacked by a madman with a bat? We need the visuals. |
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 bubbs72 |
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Posts: 1165 (04/30/08 11:10 AM) Registered user |
Turn your webcam on so we can watch you have your heart attack.
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 16051 (04/30/08 11:17 AM) Registered user |
We can't lose another one this soon after Shovel Girl, we just can't.
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Baby Please |
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Posts: 3244 (04/30/08 11:23 AM) Baby Pees |
Sit down and have a big ole banana split and wait it out, I'm sure its nothing.
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 30277 (04/30/08 11:25 AM) Registered user |
I guess a Kill Yourself post would be inappropriate right about now, eh, Reverend?
Take an aspirin and call the Reverend Henry Kane in the mourning. |
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Quaffetti |
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Posts: 5540 (04/30/08 11:29 AM) Registered User |
Well, he's not posting anymore so he's either dead or on his way to the hospital.
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Herr Sigmund Fraud |
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Posts: 5 (04/30/08 11:52 AM) |
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
Signed, Herr Doktor Sigmund Fraud |
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 4228 (04/30/08 11:54 AM) Registered User |
Don't worry - I bet God will save him.
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dennydoylelives |
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Posts: 2246 (04/30/08 12:12 PM) Registered User |
I heard bacon is a good cure. Fry up about a pound and wolf it down. That should get rid of the symptoms.
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Reverend Jake Pain |
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Posts: 23 (04/30/08 1:08 PM) Registered user |
Good news! It was only gas. I'm gonna live.
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dennydoylelives |
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Posts: 2247 (04/30/08 1:09 PM) Registered User |
So the bacon cleared it up?
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 6153 (04/30/08 1:09 PM) |
How the fuck is that good news?
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Reverend Jake Pain |
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Posts: 24 (04/30/08 1:10 PM) Registered user |
No, I shit myself. Praise be the Lord.
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hwamf |
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Posts: 1802 (04/30/08 1:12 PM) Registered user |
It was only gas? I actually spent a second thinking about whether or not I should post about you dying and whether or not I'd feel slightly remorseful had you actually died. Thats a second I'll never have back. |
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Reverend Jake Pain |
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Posts: 26 (04/30/08 1:13 PM) Registered user |
That's probably the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me, hwamf. I'll forgive your sins, even if they involve another man's penis in your mouth (but only this one time). |
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Reverend Henry Kane |
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Posts: 510 (09/06/11 2:09 PM) |
Softtaco wrote: I'll bet nobody's ever really sure they'll get a peep out of you? |
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Reverend Henry Kane |
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Posts: 511 (04/30/08 2:01 PM) |
pie123452001 wrote: He never called? |
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