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Posts: 1327 (04/21/08 12:44 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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OK, so when you're ordering from somewhere online and it has that box for special instructions, do you ever just want to have fun with it and be like
"knock on the door to the rhythm of "wake me up before you go go"? Or "love shack"?
That would be kinda mean and they would probably fuck with the food, wouldn't they? |
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Posts: 3669 (04/21/08 12:45 PM) Registered user |
moooo!!!
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Posts: 7419 (04/21/08 12:45 PM) this won't end well.
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they fuck with the food either way... so enjoy.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 1328 (04/21/08 12:45 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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You asked them to MOO?
Jerk. |
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Posts: 5731 (04/21/08 12:47 PM) |
"Food"?
You mean they'd put your 'order' on Pulsate, violate a Collie, and put it back in the box. |
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Powers |
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Posts: 2984 (04/21/08 12:47 PM) |
Moo who?
(shave and a haircut, two bits pwns all other knocks) |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 1329 (04/21/08 12:50 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Special Instructions Box: I am blind and deaf, so I need someone who not only knows morse code, but carries around an Aldis lamp -- just in case I have any
questions about my pizza.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 4039 (04/21/08 12:52 PM) Registered User |
How about "Please do not make eye contact with customer."
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 1330 (04/21/08 12:53 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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"Bring video camera, extra large condoms, and a good sense of fun!"
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Posts: 3670 (04/21/08 12:53 PM) Registered user |
Moo Foo Foo Yoo Too.
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Posts: 29881 (04/21/08 12:57 PM) Registered user |
Don't you just adore his French accent?
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 1331 (04/21/08 12:59 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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"no jews, mehicans, or homoseckshuals!"
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 29883 (04/21/08 1:00 PM) Registered user |
Order some nuts and put in the special instructions:
SEVERELY ALLERGIC TO NUTS!!! |
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 5733 (04/21/08 1:01 PM) |
Eurytol wrote: How the hell do you expect to get any food then?!!??! |
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PAPAYOKE |
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Posts: 19271 (04/21/08 1:01 PM) Registered user |
"Fachinas only"
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Powers |
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Posts: 2985 (04/21/08 1:02 PM) |
Eurytol wrote:Yeah, all the Morse code in the world isn't gonna do you any good, no matter how bright that Aldis lamp is if you're blind. Braille who? |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 1332 (04/21/08 1:03 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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 at you all ('cept Powers, who ruins my fun!)
"I'm afraid of people, so if you could have a well-trained dog deliver my pizza?" |
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Powers |
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Posts: 2986 (04/21/08 1:09 PM) |
Sowwy.
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