A spotted owl flies into your hybrid car knocking you off a cliff.
One five year-old beats you to death.
Heart attack suffered from the shock of winning the lottery.
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Funniest Ways To Die
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Posts: 1173 (03/03/08 9:02 AM) Registered loser
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Posts: 49646 (03/03/08 9:04 AM) Registered loser |
Those ARE funny!
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Posts: 134 (03/03/08 9:05 AM) |
Emphysema from smoking discarded cigarettes.
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Posts: 1174 (03/03/08 9:05 AM) Registered loser
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It was either this or another thread about the ads. I flipped a coin.
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Posts: 49647 (03/03/08 9:06 AM) Registered loser |
What if you died whilst flipping a coin?
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Posts: 3307 (03/03/08 9:08 AM) |
That would only be funny if you were flipping it to decide whether or not to kill yourself.
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Posts: 135 (03/03/08 9:08 AM) |
It would be the last possible chance for him to get any tail.
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Posts: 1175 (03/03/08 9:08 AM) Registered loser
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It'd be funnier to die while flipping a coin deciding whether or not to start a thread about funny ways to die.
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Posts: 460 (03/03/08 9:12 AM) Registered user |
speaking of ads, the first ad I saw in my BLACK PEOPLE thread was one about identity theft
YUKU IS RACIST!!! |
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Posts: 6650 (03/03/08 9:14 AM) this won't end well.
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I would say Genius! but I can't see the ads.
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Posts: 49648 (03/03/08 9:16 AM) Registered loser |
It would be funny if it was an ad for eyeglasses and you couldn't see it, then you died.
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Posts: 4770 (03/03/08 9:46 AM) Registered user |
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 27466 (03/03/08 9:46 AM) Registered user |
Choking on a Ham sammich.
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pseudopoganandra |
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Posts: 11955 (03/03/08 9:47 AM) Registered user |
Being swept away in a Tsunami.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 49657 (03/03/08 9:47 AM) Registered loser |
Don't be so cass, pie.
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Posts: 27467 (03/03/08 9:50 AM) Registered user |
Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead :mamafullcircle Killing someone with a gun is such an uncreative way for them to die. Unless the bullets are tipped with poison. Yeah! |
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Posts: 500 (03/03/08 9:52 AM) |
Blowing a clown.
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merkyl |
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Posts: 49659 (03/03/08 9:52 AM) Registered loser |
What if you had cancer in your funny bone?
Yes? No? |
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 27468 (03/03/08 9:55 AM) Registered user |
Merkyl, the Handless Organist would like a word with you.
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Mister Nib |
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Posts: 501 (03/03/08 9:56 AM) |
She'd also like to borrow your organ.
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Posts: 11957 (03/03/08 10:03 AM) Registered user |
A girl I went to high school with hit a Canada goose with her car and it bounced off the hood and hit an old man walking on the sidewalk. Now the old man
didn't die but wouldn't it have been funny if he had?
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