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VentDeMilo	Greatest BB Stories Never Told	Lead	[-]
Posts: 789 (02/20/08 11:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Once upon a time, there's Adam and then there's James talking in the sauna room about their "Operation Condor" plan. James: So...are you thinking what I'm thinking? Adam: Do you think she will do it? James: Why don't we ask her? Adam: So Na Na, are you game? Na Na: Um, two sausages at the same time...yah! Na Na: So, who wanna get sucked first? James: Actually, Na Na, we were thinking about "bareback" fun... Na Na: Oh, you naughty boyz! Ok! Five minutes later... Na Na: Oh yeah! Come on you pussies! Give it to Na Na! That same night... Doughboy: I wanna hear it! I wanna hear it all! Tell me! James: Do you want me to tell it... James: First time with a woman, I like it. Adam: Yeah, best time I have ever had Adam: When James shot his load, I was like... Doughboy: OMG, that's awesome! Meanwhile, in another rooms... Matt: I can't believe they didn't include me Jen: So? Should I try? Na Na: Um, girlfriend, you have no chance!
Everything is Eventual		#1	[-]
Posts: 1746 (02/20/08 11:51 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ahahhhahhhahhhahhahahahhahahah! nice shots vdm!
thailand caffeine		#2	[-]
Posts: 243 (02/20/08 11:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jannelle was a slut in RL.
ZippyDoDa		#3	[-]
Posts: 2661 (02/20/08 11:54 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So fucking what? What does that have to do with the price of eggs in china?
One mean spider		#4	[-]
Posts: 1389 (02/21/08 1:37 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm thinking someone might need a thread starting restriction here...just a thought. I counted 4 on page one alone...and the content is so-so.
RomCen		#5	[-]
Posts: 7613 (02/21/08 1:38 AM) BB Forum Superstar Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The first four pictures don't load for me.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#6	[-]
Posts: 784 (02/21/08 2:35 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ally: "Matt, Can I suck your dick for a vote to stay?" Natty: "I already took care of it for you, Ally" Sharon: "Will you suck off Matt to vote my way when I am on the block, Natty?" Natty: "Of COURSE I will, if Matty will let me." Ally: "Natty just said she'd suck Matts Dick and they I would have enough votes to stay." Sheila: "Girl, that's so fucking awesome. I will suck off Adam also if you need me too" Sharon: "WAIT! Does this mean I have to Suck off Josh??" Sheila & Ally in unison: "Well yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do!" Ally: "Then who will suck off Alex in case there's a tie? That slut Amanda won't do it for us!" Shelia:"I gotcha Ally, no problem. Lesbo aliance in effect!" Alex: "OK I am game!"
JaniTholeMyDolly		#7	[-]
Posts: 785 (02/21/08 2:37 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Please don't lock this hread- I will have some fun telling stories. =)
JaniTholeMyDolly		#8	[-]
Posts: 786 (02/21/08 2:49 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jen: "Im going home tonight, Honey." Ryan: "Yeah, I know. Your big mouth fucked up the game for us." Jen: "You didn't say that when I was bent over the toilet!" Allison: "You fucked him in the toilet? Ewwww. I bet your pussy stinks!" Jen: "It does stink, I never wash it." Jen: "I'll douche when I get home, you just keep your paws off my man, Allison!" Allison. " Fuck you- I am no fan of yours- the minute your ass is out the door I am on him like a bum on a ham sandwich!"
GQtaste26		#9	[-]
Posts: 3 (02/21/08 3:06 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Allison is really a snake in the grass. To me, I couldn't figure out which is worse of the two. I say Allsion.
kristan35		#10	[-]
Posts: 80 (02/21/08 3:08 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I love it. Keep them coming!
JaniTholeMyDolly		#11	[-]
Posts: 787 (02/21/08 1:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ally, "I'm here, and that cum guzzling bitch Jen is gone....YES!" Josh, "Girl, this is awesome. Now we just get horse-faced-cunt out and we are as good in final 2!" Ally, "You know it! Us gays gotta stick together, let's go outside and strategize!" Ally "OK, I have the greeeatest idea. You, Josh, say your a real couple with James, and you have lived together for 5 years." Josh, "That's a fucking stupid idea! Why put a target on your back?! Are you stoned?"
Vmeyers		#12	[-]
Posts: 2070 (02/21/08 2:03 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Great stories! Keep em up
JaniTholeMyDolly		#13	[-]
Posts: 789 (02/21/08 2:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Natty, "I have given Matt head 2 times TWO!" Ally, "You have? I had my eye on him!" Natty, "Yeah? Well you're too late! I got him first! He's my soulmate!" Sheila, "Are you sure he likes you, Natty?" Natty, "Of course he does! I am dressed like Strawberry Shortcake!"
Mega64		#14	[-]
Posts: 8689 (02/21/08 2:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Awesome topic.
Avant Tai		#15	[-]
Posts: 3113 (02/21/08 2:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Please someone do one with Alex and Josh!
One mean spider		#16	[-]
Posts: 1408 (02/21/08 3:14 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ok...this thread is redeeming itself.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#17	[-]
Posts: 790 (02/21/08 9:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Avant Tai wrote: Please someone do one with Alex and Josh! I will, as soon as I get home from work- I love doing stuff like this. I crack myself up when I re-read them. Hey I bet Die is good at these also! =)
meatball77		#18	[-]
Posts: 7637 (02/21/08 9:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I love this thread
VentDeMilo		#19	[-]
Posts: 797 (02/21/08 10:23 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	While Adam was having fun with his "little Adam" Nat saw it, "Wow" She immediately went to tell Matt Nat: I swear, it's BIG! Matt: Bigger than mine? Nat: Um hum! Then Nat went on to tell the other House Guests Nat: Guys, I gotta tell you something... Nat: I saw Adam's. It's this long... Alex: No way! Sheila: Really? Nat: Yeah! I saw it with my own eyes. Sheila: I don't believe a word you said. Allison: It's true. Alex: Where's the proof? Allison: We "did it" He came on my chest, here's the stain. See? Chelsea: Eww, that's gross! Chelsea: I wonder how's it feel like to have cum on my chest... Nat: Especially on these big jugs... That night, alone in the sauna James: And I thought mine was the king of the castle.
VentDeMilo		#20	[-]
Posts: 799 (02/21/08 10:33 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: Avant Tai wrote: Please someone do one with Alex and Josh! I will, as soon as I get home from work- I love doing stuff like this. I crack myself up when I re-read them. Hey I bet Die is good at these also! =) I cracked myself up while doing it,

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