PROM WILL TAKE PLACE FRIDAY NIGHT AT 9 EASTERN. BE THERE. OR BE NORMAL.
IT'S TIME TO VOTE ROYALTY. FROM NOW UNTIL THURSDAY AT 1 PM EASTERN YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO VOTE ROYALTY. AS WITH CATEGORIES, PM ME YOUR VOTES Here's how it work, send me the names of TWO couples (and one single for lady of the lot lizards). you don't need to designate who will be king/queen, etc, as that goes by number of votes. the couple with the MOST votes will be king/queen, the couple with the second most will be prince/princess, on down the line. there has never been a tie, but if there is, i will update this thread after 1pm on thursday, so keep an eye on the title. best wishes to everyone, excellent job this year on the whoring, chops, preprom fighting, etc. if i have missed putting your name down, bc i've been gone all weekend and you're a late entry, please pm me.
for informational purposes the royalty categories are;
KING/QUEEN
PRINCE/PRINCESS
DUKE/DUCHESS
EARL/COUNTESS
LORD/LADY
KNIGHT/DAME
LADY OF THE LOT LIZARDS
thanks bitchez. <3
PROM 2007 CATEGORIES
1. cutest couple
2. cutest canooks (at least one member of the party must be a registered canookistanian)
3. most likely to get caught in a cabin with someone elses date
4. best dressed
5. baron and baroness (not a royalty category, but we've had it every year)
6. best chops (this can be a couple, threesome, or a single)
7. all around best vote whoring
8. most likely to be drunk when they show up
9. naked by 8
10. most likely to actually be escorted by a sibling
11. chick who's gonna be commando under her dress
12. most likely to bang the dj for playing "freebird"
13. the Cialis award; most likely to have an erection lasting 4 hours or more
14. best hair
15. cheapest dress
16. best dress
17. the wallflowers award
18. irving thalberg lifetime prom participation award
19. stick up the ass award
20. most likely to spend the evening crying in the bathroom
21. most likely to be turned down for the most dances
22. best threesome
23. couple most likely to bitchslap each other within 30 minutes
24. couple that will make you check to see that your wallet is still there when you're done talking to them
25. which half of a couple will spend the entire night trying to get in the lot lizard's pants
26. couple most likely to skip the whole prom and be in their cabin all night
27. couple most likely to bring their baby to next year's prom
28. parking lot lizard that will make the most money
29. most unlikely couple
30. most dumped date
31. step up from last years date award
32. late hook up for prom award.
yes, it's time. time for the OT @#%$, which will be the second weekend of april. not sure if it will be friday or saturday, i'll let get to that later. THE PROM WILL TAKE PLACE ON FRIDAY, APRIL 6. UNLESS OTHERWISE UPDATED
i have reserved the jolly whaler inn for this auspicious occasion.

i haven't kept track of who's going with who, so if you have a date, lemme know in here.
this year, okie cristin will cater this affair with some fine OT cuisine, with CBR doing the post @#%$ breakfast,and jazzy will be serving as our red carpet commentator. as usual, pappy will be the door enforcer, and derangedmaniac will serve as the accounting firm of deranged and maniac. U9 will be dejaying. a lot of journey will be played.
tomorrow i will start taking categories for voting, such as "most likely to get caught with the jolly whaler owner in cabin 2".
all updates will be in this post. oh and don't forget kids, the OT @#%$ never spends more than 3 days in ACTUAL OT. :)
THE THEME WILL BE FAMOUS COUPLES IN HISTORY
couples
1. merkyl and merkyl :p
2. HIO and corky
3. Patady and mira
4. superguppie and cg41386 (former duke)
5. povertee and NIGHTCRAWLER
6. donbrasco and Loki
7. EoT and mountie and GNG
8. Viking Pete and darlingal
9. Roma (former king) and Khnum
11. Sugarpuss and ill
12. AnAlanSmitheeFilm and MsIzzy (she's lovin him with that body, i just know it)
13. BeaglePromenade and his posse (chiclet teeth, Raven, Traci, and HannahMontana) + Trixie (former princess)
14. dmb and WesternBulldogs1
15. she314 and arcticjim
16. Dernroot and seaguy
17. rere loves bernie
18. nomiiii (cumrag bringer. they better be clean you little shit) and studentnurse2003 and Voo
19. driv and pencake
20. Mrs.HRPuf and POS
21. Shutterbug78 and oncebitten (i'll make a little hole in their cabin wall. 5 bucks for a peek)
22. Vicconius and ~tari (former queen)
23. ESugar and xabby
24. painted ship and Naked Buffalo and cindidindi
25. starjumper and crackywhore
26. Jazzy (red carpet joan rivers) and jamesriver
27. evillittlekittie and needpie
28. KBearr and Trojanker
29. KittenGloves and aldav
30. izad and FingerWagginAlicia
32. WMN and MachoGeraldo
33. NOIS and holygeez
34. Ethel Mae and MomHolio
35. zippity and JohnLennon
36. MP69 (dragging bradyboy's body) and susieq
37. Observing Ego, and cg's pussy Rudy
38. MAppeal and umbriago
39. blah and asp
singles -for now
CN (former king)
U9 (deejay)
Pappy (the enforcer)
squashthebeef
MySweetOne
OkieCristin (dinner caterer)
CBR (@#%$ breakfast catering)
TheQuirkyOne
elinorrigby (official wallflower)
MakeWayforDaSov
tokenlunatic
memyselfandi
zippity
ThePurpleParrot
AngelainWI
YerFairyGodmother
jerrifan
LaughterandTears (dead, but we will play seasons in the sun and try not to laugh)
EthanDumont
Alabamacandace
Ashley Madison (bartender)
staceyw4 (hopelessy devoted to anti)
ISynadL
APG
Havey
Dave715
psychosweetie
pinkcasket
bromo (behave. she'll kill you. kidding not)
Omni
witchie (the only living OT queen mother)
StarRider (he'll have a vhs copy of Titanic in his cabin for all you easily seduced/drunk broads)
clever trousers
Wyldawg
SurvivorArctic
lilnubber
BJ (parking lot muscle. she's got a little cart)
Vicious Parker
mattheduck
Nat57
dhc
NancyGracesBangs
Unky Hitler
foxyskanktwat
nekey
annienormasbutt
Hailey
Lurkie
Ghost of Terri Schiavo
notremojo (a socialite, like Weems' mom)
jhaphet
bassoon291
DrDan
tara weems
BlahFrickenBlah
Parking lot whooores (if you get bored you buy a ticket from pappy if you wanna come in. i don't care if it's 11:30, you buy, no freebies)
Leslie629
Beep+uu+ACG+DeBrun
Mags
nekey (she's new. should fetch a good price)
Billy Voltaire
gisellebelle
peetmick (breakdancin fool. show him a good time girls)
BDeBrun
heylucille




