Surprisingly I couldn't find a thread for this, so I guess I'll make it. It's the latest in VH1 celebreality crap and it's just what it sounds
like. Watching washed up, drug-addicted celebrities go through a tv studio masquerading as a rehab clinic. This may actually be good.
The rumored "celebrities" so far are:
There's supposedly going to be 8 on the show, so if all of these are true there's still one more surprise. That is, after this first surprise. Apparently the show's host/resident counselor is none other than Dr. Drew Pinsky of Loveline and Big Brother fame!
Yeah, this is going to be amazing.
The rumored "celebrities" so far are:
- Tom Sizemore: Golden Globe nominated actor (Born on the Fourth of July, Natural Born Killers, The Relic, Saving Private Ryan, etc.)
- Track Record: Longterm drug addictions, failed drug tests while on probation, dated Hollywood Madame Heidi Fleiss, charged with assault and battery against Fleiss, sex tape released to the internet, recently sentenced to 16 months in prison after police discovered two bags of meth and 3 pipes in his Ford Mustange
- Brigitte Nielsen: Danish whore, Sylvester Stallone's ex-wife, Flava Flav's original reality TV lover
- Track Record: Repeated rehab visitations for undisclosed treatments (I guess we'll find out), relationship with Flava Flav
- Andy Dick: No explanation needed, plus I forget how he actually became famous
- Track Record: Possession of cocaine, marijuana, and drug paraphenalia; DUI; public exposure and indecency; fights with thousands of other pseudocelebrities; all around asshole
- Joanie "Chyna" Laurer: Former professional wrestler, star of Surreal Life
- Track Record: Drug addictions, revealed suicidal tendencies on Surreal Life, all around mental case and retard
- Jessica Sierra: American Idol finalist
- Track Record: Arrested for throwing and shattering a cocktail glass into someone's
face in a public bar; nearly placed under leg restraints after screaming and violently kicking police car windows; possession of cocaine and battery charges
- Mary Carey: Porn star, Aspiring California political candidate
- Track Record: Take a wild guess.
- Fun Fact: Carey maintained on Fox News that her porno films are not a negative to her political career, and maybe are even a positive. She implied that Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggar and former Governor Reagan were helped in their political campaigns by their film careers. She also maintained that, unlike the films in which Schwarzenegger and Reagan starred, her films are about "love".
- David "Puck" Rainey: Star of The Real World: San Francisco
- Track Record: Evicted from Real World house for many zany yet disruptive antics; most likely
a coke addicted goon
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There's supposedly going to be 8 on the show, so if all of these are true there's still one more surprise. That is, after this first surprise. Apparently the show's host/resident counselor is none other than Dr. Drew Pinsky of Loveline and Big Brother fame!
Yeah, this is going to be amazing.
