Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (shiza h minelli) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:37:46 GMT

a little known interesting fact about Shiza...

public bathrooms disgust me and some of my most horrific nightmares are set in a public bathroom in which I am barefoot and the floor is wet...

true story

I'm a freak

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (super39) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:57:28 GMT

Wow my story of the day, after luch with girlfriends, I had to pick up some groceries at the Sam's Club and had to use the toilet (knowing it was a really classy member only club I could count on the washroom being clean) I went to the second last stall and started my business whe some fat bitch with a walker walks in the handicapped one right next to the wall, and littrally annihilated and raped the bathroom by exploding ... I burst out laughing and had to leave

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (hossc) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:33:34 GMT

I recall some skank my brother was with taking a dump in the Midway funhouse back in the 80s. "Lovely" girl. *hurl*

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (puffypinkfattwin) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:21:27 GMT

Bubbs, the only thing that would make that more golden would be you throwing in some loud groans first.

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (bubbs72) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:16:02 GMT

I want to know what the deal is with the people who chat on their cell phones while in the stall. If I realize someone is doing this, I flush the toilet over and over so the person they are talking to knows what they are doing.

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (ginaf20697) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:05:55 GMT

OK WTF is with the bitches who think the bathroom is a social club? I was trying to take a dump and these bitches were yapping at the top of their lungs for a good 5 minutes at least. WTF would you just feel like hanging around in a room that smells like crap?

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (puffypinkfattwin) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:47:12 GMT

Hoverers, menstruators, Barbara Walters, AND POOPERS:

Take heed!

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (ShimMe) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:43:36 GMT

ew.

ew.

ew.

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (sawsuage) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:42:04 GMT

but have you done it in a port a potty???

3 day music festival = yes i have.

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (Kimbob the Magnificent) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:36:15 GMT

poor jammies!

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (Lauriemeck) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:14:47 GMT

redundantly redundant wrote:
Why does your text have blue highlighting through it?

I dunno, maybe cause my background is that color.

eta heh, now it's gone....

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (BlueJammies) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:26:31 GMT

I am a closet poo-er too. If I am out and absolutely have to go, I start getting an anxiety attack about having to poo in a bathroom with other people there. I will lurk around the bathroom until I know there is no one in there and then I will run in and try to go really fast before anyone comes in. Also, I flush the toilet constantly from the second I start until I am done. This serves two great purposes. First, if anyone walks in, they will not hear farts, squirts and plopping noises and...

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (Elwayfan) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:38:36 GMT

What kind of graffiti do ladies create on restroom walls?

This is the horrible insult someone wrote about my sister on the bathroom wall in high school:

"[sister] is a PALE, FLAT-CHESTED VIRGIN!!"

oooOOOOOoooo!! We still laugh about that 15 years later.

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:28:13 GMT

This thread is still fucking funny.

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (StarringAmy) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:39:53 GMT

ScruffyGuy wrote:

What kind of graffiti do ladies create on restroom walls? My Mom once told me that mostly it's "Kelly Loves Tom" and shit like that. I'd like to think you girls draw flowers and kittens and things of that nature.
.

I don't see this anymore, but in high school it was that along with calling other girls sluts, say they have aids, call them ugly (it...

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (StarringAmy) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:36:45 GMT

ScruffyGuy wrote:
You get shelves?

Yeah and if you go in the handicap bathroom at my work, you get two shelves... so you can have a party!

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (StarringAmy) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:32:39 GMT

I don't like to sit on the the toilet, I would rather squat... but i don't stand on the toilet and squat, that's just silly. lol Maybe people are peeking over to watch others pee? Maybe it's a turn on. lol My ex-friend told me that one time a guy said he would pay her money if he could watch her pee, so yeah there are people like that.

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (buckichick) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:27:55 GMT

Within the last year, I moved to a new office on campus and have noticed foot/shoeprints on the toilet seat on a regular basis. WTF, is someone standing on the seat and squatting to poo?

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (StarringAmy) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:27:15 GMT

ScruffyGuy wrote:
What do you gals do with your purse if there is no hook on the door?

Put it around my neck, cause when you go wash yourself with the toilet paper your purse can go into the toilet when it's on your arm.

Re: Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (StarringAmy) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:23:07 GMT

lol wth lol ew.

Ladies Room Wars (aka GET OUT, I am pooping in here)

feeds@yuku.com (puffypinkfattwin) — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 16:36:23 GMT

POSTED: PUBLIC NOTICE TO ALL WOMENFOLK

I hereby give notice that when I am in a public ladies room taking a poo, I claim the entire bathroom for myself until I am through. (*Unless when I walk in, some other chick is pooping--then the bathroom is hers until she is done.)

If you come in while I'm pooping, I am not going to...