Earl tells a joke

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feeds@yuku.com (mfrimley) — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 22:42:00 GMT

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He was stuck to the chicken.

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feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 22:37:44 GMT

Why did the woman cross the road?

Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar full of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch.

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feeds@yuku.com (Dyke Cruser) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:56:38 GMT

highwind44029 wrote:

Apprentice Talker wrote:
What do you like to eat some delicacies?

The food is disgusting and it tastes not good.

Claude tells a joke???

alol

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feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:43:27 GMT

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbians?

It's all tongue-in-groove; no studs.

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feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:54:36 GMT

What does it mean when two lesbians have sex?

It doesn't mean dick.

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feeds@yuku.com (mfrimley) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:18:35 GMT

Why didn't Helen Keller have any ears?

She kept answering the iron.

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feeds@yuku.com (gabonguerrero) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:46:42 GMT

What's the worst thing about Heath Ledger's death?
He wasn't black.

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feeds@yuku.com (highwind44029) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:51:25 GMT

Apprentice Talker wrote:
What do you like to eat some delicacies?

The food is disgusting and it tastes not good.

Claude tells a joke???

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feeds@yuku.com (Backupforgrabs) — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:37:42 GMT

Pablo, a mexican fireman was congratulated by his fellow firemen after his wife gave birth to twins. "What did you name them" he was asked. I named them Jose and JosB.

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feeds@yuku.com (firechat) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:22:49 GMT

Oh my God!� I hope that you were talking hypothetically. I find people
who brag about being a "ladies man" often are hiding their orientation
While that those that only occasionally get laid and don't talk about are
logically more satisfied .� Always skeptical� of Maxtors� who love pretending
what they are not�� Don't Drop the Soap Mr. Arrogant

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feeds@yuku.com (KrazyKathy S16) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:23:54 GMT

Two Rednecks, Jim and Jason, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Jim turns to Jason and says, 'You know,...

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feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:53:03 GMT

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

Both get loaded from the rear and go "Woo Woo!"

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feeds@yuku.com (kennethp21) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:04:45 GMT

fsmdud wrote:

Why are Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smiling?

Because they don't know they're black.

sorry, but

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feeds@yuku.com (Apprentice Talker) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:23:29 GMT

What do you like to eat some delicacies?

The food is disgusting and it tastes not good.

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feeds@yuku.com (fsmdud) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:25:13 GMT

Why are Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smiling?

Because they don't know they're black.

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feeds@yuku.com (King Domino) — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:06:48 GMT

Why do blacks smell like shit?

So blind people can hate them too.

Lill, what did the NFL quarterback say to the cub scout?

Hike.

...

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feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 13:04:37 GMT

Why don't blacks like aspirin?

Because its white, it works, and they're too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.

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feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:18:27 GMT

HOW TO CRAP LIKE A MAN:

Select reading material.

Tell everyone along the way, "Just going for a dump, okay?" Always tell girlfriend/wife, especially when she has visitors.

Pull pants and trousers around ankles, then sit down.

Adjust penis and testicles to hang comfortably without touching the toilet rim.

Open reading material...

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feeds@yuku.com (Mr Steven Seagal) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:34:47 GMT

What do you call a room of 50 lesbians and 50 blacks?

100 people who don't do dick.

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feeds@yuku.com (stayinyourowncountry) — Sun, 08 Sep 1974 14:14:00 GMT

Teacher: Cirie, go to the map and find North America.
Cirie: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct! Now tell me, who discovered America?
Cirie: Me.
Teacher: No Cirie, you fat stupid black bitch. Arrgghh, do us all a favor, just fuck off and die.
Cirie: Okay! ^_^

Earl tells a joke

feeds@yuku.com (peasprouts) — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:36:01 GMT

A bum walks into a bar and asks for a toothpick so the bartender gives him a toothpick. Another bum walks into the same bar and asks for a toothpick to so the bartender gives him a toothpick. A third bum goes into that same bar and asks for a straw so the bartender gives him a straw and asks " Why don't you want a toothpick like all the other bums?"
The bums says " Well.. a guy puked out in the ally and the other bums got all of the good stuff."