I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:49:46 GMT

Nice Archie shot there....his open, gaping mouth is just further proof that he has to give his abusive father BJs to avoid beatings. Maybe all those years of streching will allow him to wrap his mouth around your stretched-out twat.

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:55:22 GMT

Why can't you eat those crackers? Did those rats in your apartment eat your dentures again?

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:13:00 GMT

You know I never eat cheese crackers when having a date with myself...I hate getting the orange powder all over my privates later.

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:45:17 GMT

You're a sad, sad, sad man. The closest you'll ever have to a date nowadays is a night of eating cheese crackers and sticking pins into your voodoo doll of me while listening to Let's Hear It For The Boy on the radio.

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:46:34 GMT

Pedro using a power washer to spray your cooch with douche from 20 feet away while wearing a hazmat suit is not exactly what I would call "tending to your waters."

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:29:16 GMT

Honey, I've long moved up from phone sex business. That's for newbies in the entertainment business. You could have talked to one of my impersonators. I'm like Cher that way - everyone loves to dress up as me!

I won't even mention your tasteless slanders about the quality of my performances. Clearly, you are resentful that I could afford to hire hot young studs like Pedro to be my poolboy while you can only press your face against the glass pane of my beachfront...

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:53:58 GMT

Imgine my disappointment when you were the one answering. Even with years and years of swallowing cum and having your tonsils worn away by dick friction (dicktion?) doesn't make your voice husky enough to be convincingly male.

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:48:15 GMT

Liar. You can't afford all that. You are that old coot that tried to steal 89-year old Bertha Hausmann's piggy bank so that you can have $1.99 to call the phone sex line (senior discount).

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:44:11 GMT

For the fiftieth time, I don't use a blow-up doll to simulate Wes. I use a life-size anatomically correct Ken Doll made specifically for me by Mattell, with a wardrobe by Brooks Brothers. Using a blow-up doll? Now THAT would just be too pathetic.

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 06:45:27 GMT

Did you forget how I said no the last time you made me that "offer"? I told you that there were enough shitty stuff on YouTube without having to add the clip of you trying to violate your blow-up doll.

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:49:28 GMT

Just for that you don't get to watch me and Wes having sex anymore-and that INCLUDES getting to operate the camera.

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:13:16 GMT

Er... good for you?

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:56:33 GMT

No....I just know that watching two men go at it makes you as moist as Niagra Falls.

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:24:55 GMT

Are you trying to suggest that my banker is gay?

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:47:59 GMT

Here Miss Alley...just for you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-nKwycdJ_0

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:27:12 GMT

Popular demand is what requires you to have a turnstile in your bedroom door.

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 06:01:45 GMT

Surely you aren't blaming me for your being out of sync with popular demand...

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 21:31:39 GMT

I stopped buying blow-up dolls when they started using you as the model.

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 10:54:44 GMT

Oh dear, what happened? Did you accidentally break off the blow-up doll's leg or something?

Re: I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:38:44 GMT

Wes won't be able to stand at all after I have exhausted him with wild, passionate sex all night.

I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum

feeds@yuku.com (Pizzathetic) — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 23:08:47 GMT

hottest.candidate.evah.