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        <![CDATA[ That was disgusting...  I don&#39;t blame Eminem for leaving.  I&#39;m surprise his entourage didn&#39;t react faster. ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: MTV-Movie Awards...now with flying ass crack  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.rapradar.com/qa/rr-exclusive-eminem-speaks-on-mtv-stunt-and-robbery-rumors.html" target="_blank">Eminem admits: I was in on MTV Bruno
prank.</a> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: MTV-Movie Awards...now with flying ass crack  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ OF COURSE that shit with GoddessEminem and that UNFUNNY idiot was staged. Anyone who even thinks or thought different is on crack, seriously.. the camera
angles, it panning to Em just before it happened, and than the kicker was him stopping for a second to look back at it while the camera followed him out the
door. <img height="15" src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/eyes.gif" width="15" alt="image"> I didn&#39;t buy that shit for a nanosecond.
<br>

<p>And to boot it... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: MTV-Movie Awards...now with flying ass crack  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">memyselfandi wrote:</strong>
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  <blockquote>
    <h3>Eminem/Bruno stunt at MTV Movie Awards was staged, sources say</h3>

    <div class="details">
      <p>Jun 1, 2009, 08:32 PM | by Adam B. Vary</p>

      <p>Categories: <a target="_blank" href="http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/music/">Music</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/news/">News</a>, <a target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ how come Cameron D. did not present the generation award to Ben Stiller...they were in the movie that put both of them in the map...I was expecting her to
present the award after Kiefer&#39;s antics... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">OzzyRules wrote:</strong>
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  If Eminem didn&#39;t know beforehand that Cohen would be almost-naked, then he would have gotten up and walked out before he actually landed on him. He
  wouldn&#39;t have just sat there and let Cohen stick his ass in his face.
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I don&#39;t think he could see that his ass was bare until it was in his face. And it&#39;s not so easy to get up and walk out of a seat that&#39;s in the
middle of a... ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">JoshCflyring wrote:</strong>
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  I thought it sucked. Wasn&#39;t funny and it was appealing only to young teens
</blockquote><font style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" size="6">X</font>
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It was mostly just one long commercial for upcoming movies.  I don&#39;t want to watch a bunch of stupid movie trailers.   The show has gone totally downhill
from the olden days.   Bruno was by far the best part.  The little Ben Stiller roast had a few good... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Paris getting teabagged would be nothing new and unfunny.  Eminem getting teabagged?  So worth it....even if it is staged.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ How terribly less exciting it would have been had it been Paris Hilton. Yuck. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ If Eminem didn&#39;t know beforehand that Cohen would be almost-naked, then he would have gotten up and walked out before he actually landed on him. He
wouldn&#39;t have just sat there and let Cohen stick his ass in his face. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ http://www.celebuzz.com/brunos-mtv-crack-attack-eminem-s109551/

<h1 id="storyTitle">Bruno&#39;s MTV Crack Attack on Eminem: New Details</h1>

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      <td><a target="_blank" href="http://www.celebuzz.com/brunos-mtv-crack-attack-eminem-s109551/photos/" title="Bruno&#39;s MTV Crack Attack on Eminem: New Details"><img src="http://cdn.celebuzz.com/cb/assets/imgx/3/4/2/1/5/8/1/gallery-3421581.jpg?v=1243894905" alt="Bruno&#39;s MTV Crack... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The other thing is, if it was real Eminem&#39;s posse would have actually been hitting SBC, not gently pushing him back and forth over the seats.
<br>
<br>
Too many legal issues for it not to have been completely rehearsed beforehand.
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If so, kudos to Eminem for his acting skills and for being able to take a joke. Maybe he really has turned over a new leaf. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ As long as Em doesn&#39;t excessively bitch about the whole thing, he&#39;ll get great press from this. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <h3>Eminem/Bruno stunt at MTV Movie Awards was staged, sources say</h3>

  <div class="details">
    <p>Jun 1, 2009, 08:32 PM | by Adam B. Vary</p>

    <p>Categories: <a target="_blank" href="http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/music/">Music</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/news/">News</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/television/">Television</a></p>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I love the way that lone feather floats down on Eminem just before SBC does!! AND on the first take.... live! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">OzzyRules wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">Jason009 wrote:</strong>
    <hr>

    <p>&quot;<strong>Is the real <span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1243897955_4">Slim Shady</span> about to stand up?&quot; chirped Baron Cohen,... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Man, that is just the .gif that keeps on giving. <img height="15" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif" width="15" alt="image">

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Jason009 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <p>&quot;<strong>Is the real <span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1243897955_4">Slim Shady</span> about to stand up?&quot; chirped Baron Cohen, the perfect line at the ready.</strong></p>
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<br>
Yeah, that Slim... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Yeah, Eminem is so homophobic that he talked to Elton John on almost a daily basis to get clean and sober.
<br>
<br>
A publicity stunt is a publicity stunt. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ That was disgusting...  I don&#39;t blame Eminem for leaving.  I&#39;m surprise his entourage didn&#39;t react faster. ]]></description>

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