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        <![CDATA[ i HATE HATE HATE when a fucking nurse or receptionist calls me mom...&quot;so, mom, what brings you two in today?&quot;

or &quot;ok mom, the doctor will be right in&quot;



THAT SHIT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.


jr had a dentist appointment last week and i even corrected the bitch and told her my name but she still kept referring to me as mom.


i would say something about how he is not my child but i don&#39;t want to fuck up the lad anymore than he undoubtedly will be anyway.


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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: dumb ass shit that comes with being a parent  ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/4369643/t/dumb-ass-shit-that-comes-with-being-a-parent.html#reply-4369643</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Hiya!  How&#39;s Trix?
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hi Whe! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: dumb ass shit that comes with being a parent  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  Women who don&#39;t change their last names after marriage aren&#39;t necessarily feminists. If you have an established career where you are known by your
  maiden name, I can understand keeping it.
</blockquote>
<br>
<br>
If you have any job at all, other than being chained to the stove, you are a feminist.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: dumb ass shit that comes with being a parent  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Rats, late again.  This thread had major fisticuffs potential.
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I wouldn&#39;t mess with Guppie, jus sayin. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: dumb ass shit that comes with being a parent  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I didn&#39;t change mine. At least not legally. I&#39;m too lazy. People can call me whichever they like.
<br>
<br>
The first time I heard someone say &quot;freezing&quot; here in Canada I was at the dentist and they said they were going to freeze me. I was like, &quot;WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???! NO!!&quot; Then she brought out the needle and I thought.... oh. The <em>anesthetic</em>. God. I&#39;m not 5. But it turns out
that everyone calls it that here. Cute. I guess. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Oh wow! Pixie! Hello!
<br>
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<blockquote>
  Women who don&#39;t change their last names after marriage aren&#39;t necessarily feminists. If you have an established career where you are known by your
  maiden name, I can understand keeping it. A lot of actresses, doctors, lawyers, etc. do it.
</blockquote>
<br>
<br>
I know. I didn&#39;t change my name when I got married. At the same time, I don&#39;t care if people who I am meeting in the context of my children call me... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ True story. I took my son (then 8) to get some stitches when he&#39;d been hit by a rock, and the doctor said to me &quot;we&#39;ll just put in a little
freezing, and fix him up, and he&#39;ll be good as new, mom.&quot; My kid looked at him, and said...she&#39;s not your mom too, is she?&quot;
<br>
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issue. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I am not insulted it just annoys the FUCK out of me.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Calling you &quot;mom&quot; is not meant as an insult, in fact, many people like hearing the sound of it. Consider the source and the intent. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Women who don&#39;t change their last names after marriage aren&#39;t necessarily feminists. If you have an established career where you are known by your
maiden name, I can understand keeping it. A lot of actresses, doctors, lawyers, etc. do it.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">GoodNeighborgirl wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  They call you &quot;mom&quot; because if they called you &quot;Mrs. Smith&quot; (or whatever your kid&#39;s last name is) they are worried you&#39;ll snap
  and say &quot;I&#39;m NOT Mrs. Smith, that bastard left me eight years ago when little Timmy was 2 for his fake titted receptionist and they took my house my
  BMW and the dogs! I hate her so much that I called her mom&#39;s neighbor to see if they were... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I think they say &quot;mom&quot; for the kid&#39;s sake. It&#39;s probably comforting or something, since the kid refers to you as mom. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  It&#39;s tough these days with the crazed feminist bitches refusing to change their last names
</blockquote>Hey!
<br>
I belong to NO ONE.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Is it true that moms knows best? because I think my mom doesn&#39;t know it. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ They call you &quot;mom&quot; because if they called you &quot;Mrs. Smith&quot; (or whatever your kid&#39;s last name is) they are worried you&#39;ll snap and
say &quot;I&#39;m NOT Mrs. Smith, that bastard left me eight years ago when little Timmy was 2 for his fake titted receptionist and they took my house my BMW
and the dogs! I hate her so much that I called her mom&#39;s neighbor to see if they were there so I could go steal the dogs back and when I got there the dog
was in a crate and... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Cuntella wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  No, really, people buy shit for CHILDREN that has this on it-
  <br>
  <br>
  <img alt="image" src="http://heidisimon.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mater.jpg">
  <br>
  <br>
  SHIT
  <br>
</blockquote>
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I&#39;ve realised that one way to become a millionaire is to draw a cartoon of a vehicle and put a face on it and have it talk to other vehicles.
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			<description><![CDATA[ I had a boss who told me to hit on chicks with kids because you know they fuck.  I learned a lot from him.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Guilty as charged.
<br>
<br>
I introduce myself using my first name and if parents don&#39;t return the introduction with &quot;Hi, I&#39;m Sally, nice to meet you&quot; I&#39;m left
feeling like using their first name is too forward, but Mrs. Jones seems cold when I&#39;m taking care of their brand new baby in a NICU. So there are times I
say Mom or Dad but I try to avoid it. I appreciate it when people do introduce themselves by their first names so I can call them that. I think most... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ No, really, people buy shit for CHILDREN that has this on it-
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://heidisimon.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mater.jpg" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
SHIT
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;d hate having to care about cars and shit because my youngling is into that shit ass movie called &quot;Cars&quot;. I mean, what a waste of potential
interest, having your child be into a movie about TALKING CARS.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ i HATE HATE HATE when a fucking nurse or receptionist calls me mom...&quot;so, mom, what brings you two in today?&quot;
<br>
or &quot;ok mom, the doctor will be right in&quot;
<br>
<br>
<br>
THAT SHIT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
<br>
<br>
jr had a dentist appointment last week and i even corrected the bitch and told her my name but she still kept referring to me as mom.
<br>
<br>
i would say something about how he is not my child but i don&#39;t want to fuck up the lad anymore than he undoubtedly will... ]]></description>

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