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        <![CDATA[ I&#39;m so constipated! What&#39;s a good stool softener/laxative??


And I&#39;m not using a spoon. So don&#39;t even think to suggest that! ]]>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Big Mac
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extra sauce. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ coffee &amp; cigarettes and fat-free pringles in my ass?
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  <strong class="quote-title">Angela in WI wrote:</strong>
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  squirt EVOO up there.
</blockquote>Just make sure you give Rachael Ray full credit if it works.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Fat free Pringles
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<a target="_blank" href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html">http://www.craigslist.org...t/best/lax/182862349.html</a> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ some neighbor when i was growing up knocked on our front door and asked my mom to show her how to give herself an enema.
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  I&#39;m so constipated! What&#39;s a good stool softener/laxative??
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Peanut butter. Smooth, not crunchy.
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			<description><![CDATA[ She iced me like a fucking cake!! ]]></description>

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<br>
<br>
And I&#39;m not using a spoon. So don&#39;t even think to suggest that! ]]></description>

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