The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (Lloyd Bonafide) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:01:02 GMT

I'm sure his shtick has worked at times. He's a douche, no doubt, but there are women out there marrying death row inmates, so if he hits on 100 women a week he'll get laid.

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (Jakob Speed) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:27:33 GMT

http://www.dimitrithelover.com
LISTEN to his radio interview on the main page.

The guy should post here. It is like a straight version of UC. Completely deluded.

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (pinkdolphin) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:10:48 GMT

"It is now 4:30 on Wednesday. Now I'll assume, I'll assume that you've already left work, because, you know, some people leave work early, so I'll grant you that" So he is calling her at 4:30 in the morning? Sounds like a stalker. Creepy.

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feeds@yuku.com (ilikelissie) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:43:28 GMT

Dimitri is one of the ONLY guys in the city who doesn't have anything wrong with him.

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feeds@yuku.com (Jakob Speed) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:40:46 GMT

Guys like "Dimitri" make dating easier. They lower the expectations of women so low that it makes women giddy to find even an average guy with half the manners they should have.

Rock on Dimitri.

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (GregBuisIsADick) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:24:00 GMT

Notkf59 wrote:
Um this is all viral shit for his 'screenplay' or reality show or whatever he can do to cash in on this fiction.

Yeah, I'm sure that's what he wants people to believe.

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (Jakob Speed) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:46:11 GMT

http://www.torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2008/04/13/5272201-sun.html
it may be a long read, but the story gets funnier and funnier.

April 13, 2008

Disgraced doctor is T.O.'s seduction guru

'Dimitri the Lover' stripped...

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (Atypical Male) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:08:59 GMT
I found another version of this with pics added, which makes it even funnier than it already was...
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Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (2ManyAndersons) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:52:38 GMT
I didn't even get past the first minute. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (SirPaulMuaddib) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:26:21 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (itsakat) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:18:52 GMT
what a peniswrinkle.

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feeds@yuku.com (Axle the Bulldog) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:17:02 GMT
Funniest phone message ever! I'm sending this to my friends. If I was the chick, I'd phone him back just to tell him what an asshole he is.

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (stark52) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:12:55 GMT
The guy sounds like he wears socks with sandals.

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (SirPaulMuaddib) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:30:37 GMT
Anyway, he failed to "grow up" much, spending his residency masturbating six or seven times a day at work

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (frisbeehead) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:42:00 GMT
"call me as soon as you have the courage to....."

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (Carboys Desire) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:23:28 GMT
Sounds like Olga needs to start taking her meds again.

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (Notkf59) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:24:43 GMT
Um this is all viral shit for his 'screenplay' or reality show or whatever he can do to cash in on this fiction.

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (Angela in WI) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:22:39 GMT
Isn't he that creepy canadian guy who was pretending to be a doctor and them raped his patients?

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (Jakob Speed) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:21:45 GMT
People who love Toronto are seriously warped.
It is a toilet without a working flush handle. Overflowing with shit.

Re: The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (TobaccoRhoda) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:09:20 GMT
So, it was just your Toronto-ness that made you a douchebag? Douchbaggery is portable you know. That's why they have a bag in the word, so it can easily be packed up and shuffled off to other places.

The DOUCHIEST phone message in history

feeds@yuku.com (jgabler) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:25:52 GMT

Apologies if this has already been posted, but get a load of this bloke!