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        <![CDATA[ OT is boring me to t.e.a.r.s., so I wanted to discuss something that annoys me.


What the fuck is the deal with Cary Elwes?!  He&#39;s always playing these weird characters, and he does well with most of them - but what is the deal with his
face?  It NEVER changes!  He doesn&#39;t age!  Only his hair changes.  Here&#39;s a pictoral review:



































What&#39;s the secret to his anti-aging?  He&#39;s almost 50 and still looks like he&#39;s in his mid to late 20s.


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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Cary Elwes - the Immortal  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Pencake has nothing to be jealous of.
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Ch-ch-ch-chia!!!!
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Cary Elwes - the Immortal  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Isn&#39;t Pencake jealous that all you see of me is my back? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Cary Elwes - the Immortal  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I want to be bald.
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I wish your back did also.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Cary Elwes - the Immortal  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Rogain is something you could use, Lex Luthor. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Cary Elwes - the Immortal  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I said the &quot;Death Becomes Her&quot; potion, not &quot;Rogain&quot;!!!!
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&gt;: |
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			<description><![CDATA[ Its like she has the curse from Death Becomes Her.
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<p>Mamie Van Doren (on the left) is 75, but she looks no more rode-hard-and-put-away-wet than Heffner&#39;s Whores Next Door.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Oh my sweet Wesley!
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&lt;3 Cary Elwes ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Yes, definitely scarab beetles.
<br>
<br>
There&#39;s this one lady she&#39;s a Von something or other, she&#39;s like 80 years old and she looks likes she&#39;s 30 , I posted her picture a few years
back, she too uses scarab beetles.
<br>
<br>
He&#39;s still hot, although, he&#39;s put on some weight.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">IIQQII wrote:</strong>
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  He avoids the sun like Dracula, of course!
</blockquote>

<p> Wasn&#39;t he in that too?
<br></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ He&#39;s English...? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Are you complaining about this? He&#39;s adorable! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ And he&#39;s EVERYWHERE! I must see him at least once each time I have the TV on. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Chocolate coating makes it go down easier. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ must have been that miracle pill coated in chocalate ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">dennydoylelives wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">Shag wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    He was in one of the Ashley Judd shitfests. Kiss the Girls?
  </blockquote>I thought that was Morgan Freeman. They don&#39;t look <strong>that</strong> much alike.
</blockquote>

<p> Oh, you know they all look alike!
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<br>
(Cary was the villain, not the black guy.)</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ OT is boring me to t.e.a.r.s., so I wanted to discuss something that annoys me.
<br>
<br>
What the fuck is the deal with Cary Elwes?!  He&#39;s always playing these weird characters, and he does well with most of them - but what is the deal with his
face?  It NEVER changes!  He doesn&#39;t age!  Only his hair changes.  Here&#39;s a pictoral review:
<br>
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/darthcueball/cary4.png" alt="image">
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<br>
<img... ]]></description>

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