Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (Vyvvi) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:15:08 GMT

I placed 3rd in the long jump last year.

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (WylDawg) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:46:12 GMT

For the legions of people who said they would suck at challenges.....you guys DID see Brandon Quinton, Scout and Courtney Yates in action, right? If you think you would suck more than them, maybe you should try out for the Special Olympics.

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (OnlyMatthew) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:44:29 GMT

because jeff probst will sass me in challenges and i will return to camp with a broken heart

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (Survivor Jay) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 19:54:10 GMT

Because it's now in HD.

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (TheRoundPeg) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:27:42 GMT

Hm... because I already have millions, and I am more concerned with my image, reputation and social standing?

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (BuffyTheThreadSlayer) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:14:16 GMT

Pfft. That's just first-round casting.

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (Vyvvi) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 16:16:15 GMT

I'm officially on S18. EPMB saw me at a local club and my size xxs tank top that said "Look at me, I'm a generic model/actress...but I'm also a NUN!" and he recruited me on the spot...he also told me that's it's going to be in the brothels of Calcutta, he also said that the first immunity challenge is a prostition challenge.

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (tubecam) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:56:21 GMT

Do You Think You Can Meke?

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (phoenixtobootcamp) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:50:15 GMT

Vyvvi wrote:
Wasn't there one in Fiji? That season as a whole was forgettable excluding that challenge.

I think I'll apply under the name Dominiqua-Starletta LaPopper so I stand out more...better make a name tag with my agent's phone number on it for when I cruise the bars tonight.

Talking like a mactor already! Your future is bright and sandy.

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (BuffyTheThreadSlayer) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:27:49 GMT

Vyv, I look forward to seeing you on the next season! Wear a gold thong so we all know it's you.

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (Vyvvi) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:14:10 GMT

Yep I have some huge inflated boobs and I can get some rub on tats, I'm ready to go!

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (PanamanianDevil) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:10:52 GMT

I hate being dirty. Having to live with gross insects crawling over you and stuff. Yuck!

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (m0t0 maj1) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:09:42 GMT

I just can't stand being around with people who reek!

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (BuffyTheThreadSlayer) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:05:52 GMT

Vyvvi wrote:
Wasn't there one in Fiji? That season as a whole was forgettable excluding that challenge.

I think I'll apply under the name Dominiqua-Starletta LaPopper so I stand out more...better make a name tag with my agent's phone number on it for when I cruise the bars tonight.

OK, just make sure you have your implants and some really interesting tats.

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (PanamanianDevil) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:43:32 GMT

I love to eat so Survivor is a no go

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (Mariposa416) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:40:16 GMT

Oh I think there was some stupid dance thing that they did.. That season sucked so bad!! Lisi, yuk!!! You know if it came down to it I would gladly dance all the way through the season then to be stuck with Lisi or someone equally as repulsive even for just one day.

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (Vyvvi) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:18:34 GMT

Wasn't there one in Fiji? That season as a whole was forgettable excluding that challenge.

I think I'll apply under the name Dominiqua-Starletta LaPopper so I stand out more...better make a name tag with my agent's phone number on it for when I cruise the bars tonight.

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (Mariposa416) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:14:48 GMT

Vyvvi wrote:
Oh I forgot to add those things on the small list of things I can't/wouldn't do. Oh and I would NEVER do one of those retarded dancing challenges. And lord strike me down now, if I somehow made it to the final 3, I would not stand/hold/do anything for more then 30 seconds.

Retarded dancing challenges?? Please refresh my memory.. I don't remember dancing challenges?

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (BuffyTheThreadSlayer) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:14:04 GMT

I think in that case all you have to do is pass out in the right bar.

Assuming you look good in a thong.

Re: Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (Vyvvi) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:11:07 GMT

Is there a mactor template one? That should make it much easier to fill out. I'll add model/actor/part time nun as the occupation so they pick me, filling their nun quota which has been lacking.

Why would you NOT go on Survivor?

feeds@yuku.com (BuffyTheThreadSlayer) — Sun, 18 May 2008 11:41:32 GMT

Aside from my advanced age, three words...

Irritable bowel disease.

What would keep you from applying? Or what would be the thing Sucks would have the most fun with at your expense if you did get on the show?