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Thanks.









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  <strong class="quote-title">Vyvvi wrote:</strong>
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  <strong>Dear Alexis, My name is Lisa, I&#39;m 13 years old and last Friday night my mom and step-dad got into a huge argument. They were yelling at each
  other, and then my step dad hit my mom. He must have hit her hard because she fell to the ground, and didn&#39;t get up. I ran to hide in a closet, and when
  I came out both of them were gone! It&#39;s now Tuesday and they haven&#39;t come back, what should I... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <strong>Dear Alexis, My name is Lisa, I&#39;m 13 years old and last Friday night my mom and step-dad got into a huge argument. They were yelling at each other,
and then my step dad hit my mom. He must have hit her hard because she fell to the ground, and didn&#39;t get up. I ran to hide in a closet, and when I came
out both of them were gone! It&#39;s now Tuesday and they haven&#39;t come back, what should I do?</strong>
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<br>
<img... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:20:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This thread needs a revival! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Alexis was way into Joel, Mikey B, and Jonathan alliance-wise, she I&#39;m pretty sure she&#39;s straight.
<br>
Today, July 6, is her 25th birthday. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I just don&#39;t think she can find man that easily, which explains why she went lowest common dominator in Ozzy. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Can anyone confirm or deny the rumors that Alexis is a carpet muncher? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <div><strong>Dear Alexis, You look really cute in that see through white blouse. If only you weren&#39;t wearing the bra underneath and you could do one of
those water challenges like we had in Micronesia.
<br>
<br>
Hugs and Kisses
<br>
Natalie
<br>
<br>
PS: Your site would be more fun if you let me or Parv answer all the sex-related queries. </strong> 
<br>
<br>
<img alt="image" src="http://iamthatgirl.com/_img/home_alexis_photo.jpg">
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<br>
No Comment
<br>
<br>
<img alt="image"... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Dear  Alexis,
<br>
<br>
How to make a Ranch dressing salad dresssing?
<br>
<br>

<h4>Things You&#39;ll Need:</h4>

<ul class="Notes Resizable">
  <li>1 Teaspoon of Hidden</li>

  <li>Valley Ranch Salad dressing mix Buttermilk Recipe</li>

  <li>1 Cup of Mayonnaise</li>

  <li>1/2 Cup of Buttermilk</li>

  <li>1/4 Teaspoon Course Grind Black Pepper</li>

  <li>1/8 Teaspoon of Paprika</li>

  <li>1/8 Teaspoon of Garlic Powder.</li>

  <li>This will only make 1 1/2 cups</li>
</ul>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <strong>Dear Alexis, I was wondering, with you being a motivational speaker and all... How come you didn&#39;t at least motivate Kathy to stay in the game.
Quite ironic that the confessional after Kathy leaving was you with the screaming caption of MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER beside your name...</strong>
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://iamthatgirl.com/_img/home_alexis_photo.jpg" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
Meh. I did it all for the cookie
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://iamthatgirl.com/_img/home_love_alexis.gif"... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 19:39:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/darthcueball/Untitled-1-5.png" alt="image">
<br>
<img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">  My favorite!
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			<description><![CDATA[ Bump this thread about the other shitty Alexis thread.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Alexis:  I have a problem at school I need your advice about.  I&#39;m constantly teased and bullied by the other
students.  I am a shy person and I don&#39;t know why they are doing this to me.  Some of the bullying is starting to get very physical and I even got a black
eye the other day.  The teachers don&#39;t seem to want to get involved and I&#39;m afraid for my safety.  Can you give me any advice?</span>
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<br>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Sadly, I could see Fatlexis doing that and then pouting the entire time.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Dear Alexis: I watched you on Survivor, and no offense, but your gameplay sucked.  Please explain yourself.  I have 2 questions
for you - 1) Why were you all over Ozzy?  Seriously?  2) Why did you flip out over not getting a cookie?  Is this for real?  What kind of role model are you?
</span>
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*throws on Limp Bizkit background music*
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			<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 07:04:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">ANDand19 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Dear Alexis, My name is Natal--, uh Natasha. Yeah, Natasha. Well, I know girls are supposed to like boys and everything, but
  lately, I have been feeling differently. There&#39;s this girl. I met her on this game show. Her name is Par- I mean Shmarvati. Yeah, she&#39;s super sexy,
  and a major whore, but I get the feeling she was only flirting with me to get me to help her on this... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 22:49:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">MidnightPrince69 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  ^^^^
  <br>
  <br>
  THE BEST YET! Congratulations! :)
  <br>
</blockquote>

<p> THANKS!!!</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Alexis:  My name is Roshanderan.  I am 10.  I am from poverty-stricken Africa.  The only way I am even able to send this
to you is by sneaking into the American embassy and using their computers.  I am sad because I am so poor.  My family and I live in a small 2-room house. 
There are 9 of us in that house.  Our bathroom is outside in the woods.  All of my siblings have bloated stomachs due to parasites and no food.  We each have
to take turns wearing the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 22:26:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ ^^^^
<br>
<br>
THE WORST YET!  Congratulations! :)
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This self-centered twat has started a subscription website for LITTLE GIRLS (see here: <a title="That Girl" target="_blank" href="http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/32394">That Girl</a> ).  Basically, she charges little girls to give them lame advice and stupid quotes of the week.  Use
the following templates to show Miss Alexis how her website should look.
<br>
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<br>
Thanks.
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<img src="http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3039/choppersoj8.png" alt="image">
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