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Thanks.









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			<description><![CDATA[ Alexis was way into Joel, Mikey B, and Jonathan alliance-wise, she I&#39;m pretty sure she&#39;s straight.
<br>
Today, July 6, is her 25th birthday. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I just don&#39;t think she can find man that easily, which explains why she went lowest common dominator in Ozzy. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Can anyone confirm or deny the rumors that Alexis is a carpet muncher? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <div><strong>Dear Alexis, You look really cute in that see through white blouse. If only you weren&#39;t wearing the bra underneath and you could do one of
those water challenges like we had in Micronesia.
<br>
<br>
Hugs and Kisses
<br>
Natalie
<br>
<br>
PS: Your site would be more fun if you let me or Parv answer all the sex-related queries. </strong> 
<br>
<br>
<img alt="image" src="http://iamthatgirl.com/_img/home_alexis_photo.jpg">
<br>
<br>
No Comment
<br>
<br>
<img alt="image"... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Dear  Alexis,
<br>
<br>
How to make a Ranch dressing salad dresssing?
<br>
<br>

<h4>Things You&#39;ll Need:</h4>

<ul class="Notes Resizable">
  <li>1 Teaspoon of Hidden</li>

  <li>Valley Ranch Salad dressing mix Buttermilk Recipe</li>

  <li>1 Cup of Mayonnaise</li>

  <li>1/2 Cup of Buttermilk</li>

  <li>1/4 Teaspoon Course Grind Black Pepper</li>

  <li>1/8 Teaspoon of Paprika</li>

  <li>1/8 Teaspoon of Garlic Powder.</li>

  <li>This will only make 1 1/2 cups</li>
</ul>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <strong>Dear Alexis, I was wondering, with you being a motivational speaker and all... How come you didn&#39;t at least motivate Kathy to stay in the game.
Quite ironic that the confessional after Kathy leaving was you with the screaming caption of MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER beside your name...</strong>
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://iamthatgirl.com/_img/home_alexis_photo.jpg" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
Meh. I did it all for the cookie
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://iamthatgirl.com/_img/home_love_alexis.gif"... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 20:39:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/darthcueball/Untitled-1-5.png" alt="image">
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<img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">  My favorite!
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			<description><![CDATA[ Bump this thread about the other shitty Alexis thread.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Alexis:  I have a problem at school I need your advice about.  I&#39;m constantly teased and bullied by the other
students.  I am a shy person and I don&#39;t know why they are doing this to me.  Some of the bullying is starting to get very physical and I even got a black
eye the other day.  The teachers don&#39;t seem to want to get involved and I&#39;m afraid for my safety.  Can you give me any advice?</span>
<br>
<br>
<span style="font-weight:... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Sadly, I could see Fatlexis doing that and then pouting the entire time.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 09:48:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Dear Alexis: I watched you on Survivor, and no offense, but your gameplay sucked.  Please explain yourself.  I have 2 questions
for you - 1) Why were you all over Ozzy?  Seriously?  2) Why did you flip out over not getting a cookie?  Is this for real?  What kind of role model are you?
</span>
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<img alt="image" src="http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/52a26943546259ea8f5bd9a3673ef120757522db.jpg"> 
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<br>
*throws on Limp Bizkit background music*
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">ANDand19 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Dear Alexis, My name is Natal--, uh Natasha. Yeah, Natasha. Well, I know girls are supposed to like boys and everything, but
  lately, I have been feeling differently. There&#39;s this girl. I met her on this game show. Her name is Par- I mean Shmarvati. Yeah, she&#39;s super sexy,
  and a major whore, but I get the feeling she was only flirting with me to get me to help her on this... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 23:49:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">MidnightPrince69 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  ^^^^
  <br>
  <br>
  THE BEST YET! Congratulations! :)
  <br>
</blockquote>

<p> THANKS!!!</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Alexis:  My name is Roshanderan.  I am 10.  I am from poverty-stricken Africa.  The only way I am even able to send this
to you is by sneaking into the American embassy and using their computers.  I am sad because I am so poor.  My family and I live in a small 2-room house. 
There are 9 of us in that house.  Our bathroom is outside in the woods.  All of my siblings have bloated stomachs due to parasites and no food.  We each have
to take turns wearing the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 23:26:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[ ^^^^
<br>
<br>
THE WORST YET!  Congratulations! :)
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Dear Alexis:
<br>
I&#39;m sad. I&#39;ve spent the majority of the last year of my life playing this game and lost both times after getting all the way to the end. My strategy
was exactly the same both times, I don&#39;t understand! All I can think about is how fucked up I am and how I shouldn&#39;t live. I played this game twice and
all I got was a dirty mexican as a consolation prize. What do I do?
<br>
<br>
<img... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">   and also: ew.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Alexis, My name is Natal--, uh Natasha. Yeah, Natasha. Well, I know girls are supposed to like boys and everything, but
lately, I have been feeling differently. There&#39;s this girl. I met her on this game show. Her name is Par- I mean Shmarvati. Yeah, she&#39;s super sexy, and
a major whore, but I get the feeling she was only flirting with me to get me to help her on this game show. What should I do, Alexis?</span>
<br>
<br>
<img... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><strong>Dear Alexis: I had this dream where I grew up to be as pretty and successful as you. Can you give me advice on how to make my dreams come true?
<br>
 - Caitlin, 9 
<br>
<br>
<img height="291" alt="image" src="http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/52a26943546259ea8f5bd9a3673ef120757522db.jpg" width="199"></strong></p>

<p><em>Bless your heart, but first off, you can never become as pretty nor as successful as I am. Also, dreams are just lies, and I don&#39;t lie, so I
don&#39;t dream.... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This self-centered twat has started a subscription website for LITTLE GIRLS (see here: <a title="That Girl" target="_blank" href="http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/32394">That Girl</a> ).  Basically, she charges little girls to give them lame advice and stupid quotes of the week.  Use
the following templates to show Miss Alexis how her website should look.
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<img src="http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3039/choppersoj8.png" alt="image">
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