To the guy who was mowing his lawn last night at 10PM

Re: To the guy who was mowing his lawn last night at 10PM

feeds@yuku.com (Survivor Boy) — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:55:13 GMT

Why is it that people always do loud things in the morning?

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feeds@yuku.com (Aunt Pappy) — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:18:07 GMT

You got a good thing going there, r.

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feeds@yuku.com (r) — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:36:12 GMT

Not to worry I am a great shot. I also protect my neighbors from sneak thiefs. By allowing the (unproven) rumors about what goes on in my house to persist everyone is too scared to get too close to old man r's house.

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feeds@yuku.com (Castrus) — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:29:50 GMT

I'm so GLADDENED that the concerned and compassionate r has entered this thread. Finally someone who looks out for his neighbours instead of bitching about them (take notes, Shag, you judgemental twat). I hope you have lightning-quick reflexes, r. You gotta be able to shoot that lawn mower instantaneously if it attacks your neighbour's bare feet.

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feeds@yuku.com (r) — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:25:26 GMT

I like to look out for my neighbors. I consider it my civic responsibility to watch them, their homes, their visitors, and any other happenings from my window through the scope of my rifle.

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feeds@yuku.com (CBRetriever) — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:23:05 GMT

are they crackers or rednecks?

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feeds@yuku.com (Shag) — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:20:57 GMT

It's really an incredible burden, being the bastion of Yankee manners in a cracker stronghold.

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feeds@yuku.com (Castrus) — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:13:40 GMT

People who complain about all their neighbours and act like they are an oasis in a street of rudeness and dogs......well, eh, I'm not saying you're a delusional hypocrite or anything, but there's a reason your house gets egged so much.

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feeds@yuku.com (CBRetriever) — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:10:00 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (Monsieur Muggles) — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:09:14 GMT

Think of it as a free wake-up call.

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feeds@yuku.com (staceyw4) — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:09:05 GMT

hey! i mow barefoot! nothin wrong with that.:)

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feeds@yuku.com (CBRetriever) — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:05:13 GMT

we get the combo - yard service for the neighbors arrives at the crack of dawn which gets my dogs and all the other dogs in the neighborhood upset and barking

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feeds@yuku.com (Shag) — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:01:15 GMT

Oh, my gentleman neighbor has dogs covering the 5am noise shift. It's okay though, they're a lot more relaxing than the famiy with three pitbulls to the other side of us.

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feeds@yuku.com (CBRetriever) — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:17:05 GMT

better 10 pm than the crack of dawn on the weekend

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feeds@yuku.com (squashthebeef) — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:36:21 GMT

I MEAN IT!

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feeds@yuku.com (Shag) — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:05:14 GMT

Blindness would explain his air of detachment and inappropriate length of gaze. I'm still going to go with the weirdo theory.

I'm going to give Squash a purple nurple if he doesn't cut it out.

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feeds@yuku.com (Baby Please) — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:03:26 GMT

it's true. :)

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feeds@yuku.com (r) — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:56:42 GMT

Baby Please wrote:
maybe he's blind? there's a blind guy the next street over who mows at 10:00-11:00 at night, he says it doesn't matter to him what time it gets done as it's always dark anyways. He also mows barefoot so he can "feel if it's cut". was he barefoot?

That is some crazy imagery....

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feeds@yuku.com (pie123452001) — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:53:15 GMT

I bet he tasers his weed.

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feeds@yuku.com (Endofthread) — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:52:09 GMT

But squash, lady ?

ROTFLMAO !!!!! as the kids used to say.

To the guy who was mowing his lawn last night at 10PM

feeds@yuku.com (Shag) — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:37:10 GMT

There is nothing the least bit alarming about that. What's the point of having a headlight on your riding mower if you can't use it, right?? That you didn't even pause when an ambulance and a firetruck pulled up across the street to help our heart-attack stricken neighbor...breath-taking dedication to your craft. That you're a member of the sheriff's department is very reassuring.

Signed,

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