The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (jellloshot) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:37:25 GMT

I'm feeling embarrassed for Marky Mark right now. More so than when he was actually Marky Mark. Some not-so-good vibrations.

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (pussycow) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:53:27 GMT

Sloansalad wrote:
A group of lumberjacks could have been made out as the heroes of this, but noooooo.

Or just a dude with some roundup.

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (jellloshot) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:51:25 GMT

sadllama wrote:
I've reported you.

To the taste police for watching such a shitty movie.

Me? I'm not paying for it, so that's gotta mean something. I have to see it for myself, even if it's just to...

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (shiza h minelli) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:49:42 GMT

I wish I watched it online... I was foolish for not listening... but I thought I could change what I heard... that I could enjoy it regardless of what people said about it... that somehow, some way, they were all wrong... but it was me who was the one that was wrong... so very, very wrong...

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (The Purple Parrot) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:45:20 GMT

Oh, so it sucks?

And the enemies are PLANTS?!?!... Not even like... zombie plants!? Just regular plants!?!?.... LAME!

Thanks OT! Now I don't have to go see this!

I do have a few questions though: How does Marky Mark and friends avoid killing themselves? Is the knitting needle death cool? How does the movie end?

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (sadllama) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:43:53 GMT

I've reported you.

To the taste police for watching such a shitty movie.

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (jellloshot) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:41:33 GMT

Just watching it online now - only about a few minutes in, but seriously Marky Mark, over-act much??

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feeds@yuku.com (hollybear141414) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:00:56 GMT

ok, after reading this thread I'm starting to wonder what's wrong with me b/c I actually really enjoyed this movie...I thought it was scary as fuck! well, I found it highly disturbing and then scary once they reached the old ladies house.

Was anyone else not highly creeped out by her suicide scene? that shit is gonna give me nightmares for weeks!

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (TopOfTheClass) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:15:41 GMT

Bacalaitos wrote:
Someone told me the scene where everybody is killing themselves with the cops gun is awesomeness.

There is nothing about this movie that deserves the word "awesomeness".

And did you hear? Marky Mark never even took his shirt off. Who fucking sleeps in a tshirt?!

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (Onno) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:06:50 GMT

i always call him M. Knight Shemale

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feeds@yuku.com (TroubleInTampa) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:55:18 GMT

You don't see anything! Just hear the shots.

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feeds@yuku.com (DYATH) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:18:49 GMT

no, it isnae

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:02:31 GMT

Did you yell at the screen?

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (PAPAYOKE) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:57:20 GMT

It's not that the line was so epic, but it did crack me the fuck up. That and her slapping the little girl's hand. That whole part of the film is when M. Night Sham is the most shyameless (see what I did there?) about pulling devices from random episodes of TALES FROM THE CRYPT to prolong the suspense.

I also laughed when she appeared out of nowhere after Marky Mark was eyein' her baby doll corpse. She was the only fun part in this "intentionally fun B-movie."

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (Trippin Aggro Flossin) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:55:35 GMT

For me it's just the fact that she says lemon drink. Plus she says it so matter of factly. If you're expecting a wacky catchphrase ("Note to self: After a long day of work, I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT!"), you won't get it here.

Just a crazy old bitch who wants to know why the worst actor in the film is eyein' her lemon drink. It doesn't hurt that the next 10 or so minutes after that line (involving Mrs. Jones)...

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (Sloansalad) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:59:00 GMT

A group of lumberjacks could have been made out as the heroes of this, but noooooo.

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feeds@yuku.com (thumbalenae) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:18:15 GMT

this movie was stupid. I don't even remember it actually.

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feeds@yuku.com (NlGHTCRAWLER) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:04:18 GMT

Merkyl is correct. I do not get why everyone is acting like that line was epic. In fact, if you are still awake by the time they get to her house, you won't even notice it.

O_o

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:31:47 GMT

Marky Mark walks up to Old Lady Abby's porch, she's drinking lemonade, he notices she's drinking lemonade, she says the epic line, plants make people kill themselves, the end.

Re: The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (Gregoire) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:30:31 GMT

You do realize that because of reading this thread, I am DYING to see this movie. I won't sleep until I know what lemondrink is. Actually I actually get a bit of entertainment value from movies tanking before my very eyes. I am the person who loved Catwoman remember.

The Happening: "Why you EYEIN' my lemondrink?"

feeds@yuku.com (Seraphaem) — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:52:36 GMT

Great movie! Absolutely awesome special effects! A true epic in the same vein as Stephen King's The Stand, only without the middle-aged retard that can't spell. From the moment the opening credits disappear you'll be rewarded with a gripping tale about something that happens to humanity, and it's fucking huge!

Of course, I haven't actually seen the screener for this yet, but M. Night Shyamalan directed it so it must be good ... right?

S.