Most annoying mall kiosk http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/30584/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:30:32 GMT Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:41:55 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/30584/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2842676/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2842676
The bathtub they show is this ugly pearl blue and looks like a regular low-end bathtub.
]]> feeds@yuku.com (NickF227) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2842676 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:41:53 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2842581/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2842581 Buggles73 wrote:
The ones that sell XXX-L size Tshirts with pictures of Scarface on them.

Greenspoint Mall, y'all!

Doesn't count. That whole mall is a kiosk. Shockingly, it's only the 3rd most janky mall in Houston.

2nd: Sharpstown

1st: Northwest. It's only saving grace is the Chick-Fil-A.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (HugItOut) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2842581 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:32:37 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2841716/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2841716
I exceeded my post reply limit in my account.
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Apprentice Talker) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2841716 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:18:00 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2839812/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2839812
Beanie Babies.

Illuminated "paintings" and motion "paintings."

Piercing Pagoda.

Dell computers.

Rain lamps with a lovely Romanesque statue surrounded by fake greenery wherein the "rain" is actually oil droplets. Yeah, they still make those.

Your name on ANYTHING.

Crap made from... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2839812 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:38:27 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2839810/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2839810 feeds@yuku.com (minerva) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2839810 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:37:59 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2839802/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2839802
Greenspoint Mall, y'all! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Buggles73) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2839802 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:35:37 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2839613/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2839613 feeds@yuku.com (PassionatePiscesMan) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2839613 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:41:26 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2839550/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2839550
The real estate kiosks - why are they there, there is never anyone there to help you.

The $10 watch kiosk - who buys that crap? ]]> feeds@yuku.com (bluesboi) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2839550 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:24:33 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2839538/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2839538 The one where Middle Eastern guys want to rub lotion on you. WTF is that about? Totally. They always start out by saying "Excuse me, may I ask you a question?" to which I reply "You mean another one?" and then walk off. That or I say (in English) "I don't speak English." That one usually works best because by the time they figure it out, you're already half way to the food court. Fuckers. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (foulmouthedleon) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2839538 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:19:36 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2839492/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2839492 zippityboomboom wrote:
I bought one of those fingernail buffing kit thingies from a kiosk one time. It actually worked and was worth the money.

I fell for this shit, too, except the one I bought was complete crap. The buffer worked about twice and that was the end of that.

And on the way out of the mall, that motherfucker tried to stop me again because he couldn't remember my face... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (jessica has spoken) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2839492 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:06:41 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2839478/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2839478 feeds@yuku.com (MMMadcow) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2839478 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:02:59 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2838882/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2838882
UGH avoid at all costs! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Romber Rulz) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2838882 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:42:01 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2838859/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2838859 feeds@yuku.com (trebekah) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2838859 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:34:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2838841/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2838841 Romber Rulz wrote:
THE FUCKIN LOTION KIOSK!!!

^^^Yeah that

I almost never go to the mall, but when I do, the lotion people seem to be out in force. Hate. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (NellB) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2838841 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:30:41 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2838571/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2838571 feeds@yuku.com (Romber Rulz) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2838571 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:21:17 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2838513/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2838513
First of all, their kiosk talks in an automated robot voice that they leave on even after the mall is closed. "I was very happy with the result of my CA-BIN-ETS!" THEN, they inflate red balloons on a stick and give them to every mouth-breathing little toad child or fatass mom that pushes a spaceship-sized baby stroller. THEN, the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (The Purple Parrot) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2838513 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:10:37 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2838239/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2838239 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (trebekah) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2838239 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:06:26 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2838151/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2838151
knowing this, i now plan to take advantage of you at some point in the near future.

wait... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (HugItOut) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2838151 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:50:41 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2838027/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2838027
I'm an enabler. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (zippityboomboom) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2838027 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:28:37 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2837340/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html#reply-2837340 feeds@yuku.com (star jumper) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2837340 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:33:08 GMT <![CDATA[ Most annoying mall kiosk ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/30584/t/Most-annoying-mall-kiosk.html
2nd place (tie): The soap kiosk. I don't want your soap slivers. Am I supposed yo put it in my purse or what? Gross.
The lotion kiosk. No, you cannot ask me a question.

3rd place: The hair straightener kiosk. I do not need a demonstration, as I don't know whose lice-ridden hair you used that on before me, thanks.
]]> feeds@yuku.com (HugItOut) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/30584 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:30:32 GMT