Are we allowed to say that Teri Hatcher fucking SUCKED?

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feeds@yuku.com (HoboKitty) — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:45:01 GMT

As long as she doesn't try to release an album, I'll let it pass.

Re: Are we allowed to say that Teri Hatcher fucking SUCKED?

feeds@yuku.com (8trackmind) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 21:59:34 GMT

I didn't think it was so bad. Her voice is passable, though it got "kinda pitchy" towards the end of the second verse. It was one of the few worthwhile bits in the whole Idol Gives Back viewer endurance test/fiasco. I was working that night so I had to tape the show. What serendipity! The show clocked in at 2 hours 35 minutes plus (incredibly, it ran overtime and my programmed tape missed the end) and by judicious, conservative use of the my fast forward I was able to watch it...

Re: Are we allowed to say that Teri Hatcher fucking SUCKED?

feeds@yuku.com (riskysurv) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:07:27 GMT

Well... at least Teri doesn't subject the world to her awful voice every single day like Carrie does.

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feeds@yuku.com (Surge22) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:41:34 GMT

I actually thought it was cute/funny. And Lord knows I'm not much of a Teri Hatcher/Susan Mayer fan. Hell to the no!

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feeds@yuku.com (Hillary Wallbanger) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:53:36 GMT

Miley sounds like a sheep bleating. At least Hatcher probably knows she sucks. Miley's delusional fans actually think she can sing and so does Miley

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feeds@yuku.com (managerr) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:17:36 GMT

Teri Singing this year >>>>> Teri's dancing (as well as that entire staying alive montage) last year.

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feeds@yuku.com (Will) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:43:50 GMT

I rank the performance like this

1. Black chick from Before He Cheats medley
2. Teri Hatcher
3. Those other people from the medley
4. Carrie.

Seriously, why isn't BCfBHCm not singing this like Ken Lee?

I'mma stomp on his car and shatter all da windows cuz next time he decide to cheat it ain't gon' be on me no no cuz Imma take the hamma to both window and do' and I smash it all oh yeah!

Re: Are we allowed to say that Teri Hatcher fucking SUCKED?

feeds@yuku.com (Lovejonze) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:37:32 GMT

Maybe it's just me, but I got the impression she thought she was the shit during that performance.

It isn't just you. I felt like she was some spoiled kid being indulged by her parents and we all had to suffer through it. No thanks.

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feeds@yuku.com (suckshardcore) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:17:43 GMT

It would be more annoying if Carrie didn't know about it and she just did the lame performance. With the skit and Carrie being in on it it was funny.

Re: Are we allowed to say that Teri Hatcher fucking SUCKED?

feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorFanGP) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:54:34 GMT

Maybe it's just me, but I got the impression she thought she was the shit during that performance. Maybe she can go the Hilary/Lindsey route and put out albums that have her voice drowned by pro-tools though; as if most artists aren't doing that these days.

I wouldn't have thought much of it if she didn't butcher arguably one of my favorites artists' songs.

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feeds@yuku.com (dogpillow) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:32:39 GMT

They did it all wrong, they should have had people call in and pledge not not have her sing. As I posted before, I would pay $2 if they would have Simon or Ryan sing something. So $2 if they would have Teri Hatcher shut up and not sing.

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feeds@yuku.com (Lovejonze) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:34:22 GMT

I thought it was very self indulgent and a waste of everyone's time.

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feeds@yuku.com (Apprentice Talker) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:40:31 GMT

I'm sure it was more entertaining than watching Miley Cyrus sing twice.

Billy Crystal mispronounced Miley's name, he and Miley are became best friends.

Re: Are we allowed to say that Teri Hatcher fucking SUCKED?

feeds@yuku.com (suckshardcore) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:37:09 GMT

I'm sure it was more entertaining than watching Miley Cyrus sing twice.

Her singing sucked but I agree that chances are she doesn't think she's a good singer and it was just supposed to be funny and for charity.

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feeds@yuku.com (ILovegreeneyes) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:51:23 GMT

I agree it was pointless but then really so were most of the performances last night weren't they?

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feeds@yuku.com (Velveeta Revolver) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:41:19 GMT

^ Concise and to the point. Claude <3

It was fine except for the whole not cute, not funny and sucking ass part. No one would expect her to actually be any good but it was just pointless.

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feeds@yuku.com (Apprentice Talker) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:34:45 GMT

Her voice was fucking sucked. Carrie wore a green shirt.

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feeds@yuku.com (ILovegreeneyes) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:57:09 GMT

WTF? She's not a professional singer and never claimed to be. It was supposed to by cute and funny not all serious! No one expected her to sing it like Carrie did. I thought she did pretty good considering.

I thought it was kind of funny with the whole "steal my man" schtick before it and then Terri singing about a bleach blond tramp

I guess some people just need to...

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feeds@yuku.com (dagny1331) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:28:41 GMT

Sorry, I disagree with most of you. This was fun--these stars were performing out of their comfort zones and I really enjoyed it. I would have like to have seen more celebs do something unexpected than listen to Robin Williams or Billy Crystal. I think it took guts for Terri to get out there and sing. More entertaining than Mariah, anyway. Plus I want Terri's outfit.

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feeds@yuku.com (Survivorjus) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:42:35 GMT

She knows shes not great. She did it for charity. Give the girl a break.

...she was kinda better than some of the idols...haha.

Are we allowed to say that Teri Hatcher fucking SUCKED?

feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorFanGP) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 22:48:53 GMT

How has this not been started yet?

I'm insulted as a Carrie fan. Words can't fathom how...awful that was.