Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (Drew B) — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:27:52 GMT

MikiBoi wrote:

You just know the this senior to be is wild in the bedroom. Singing about Jebus and gravity is a coverup for the lesbo fur-trading in her house in the deep trenches of the Bible Belt.

Fixed. You're welcome.

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (Claymazement) — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:26:00 GMT

I seem to remember that breast reduction thing, also, but I don't think they reduced them by much. I remember when she used to be fat, too, and never dreamed she'd get that weight off and stay slim the rest of her life. She must eat a really strict diet. I think she's gorgeous. Diane Sawyer is around 66, I think, and still looks fabulous. And then there's Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch. Last I heard, Sophia walks six miles every single day...

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (love like a bomb) — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:40:13 GMT

Seperated at birth?

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feeds@yuku.com (MikiBoi) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:39:02 GMT

SF!!! !!!

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feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorFanGP) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:35:09 GMT

You mean they're REAL?

I don't care if she's like, four times my age, i'd motorboat these 'till next July.

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (MikiBoi) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:46:53 GMT

I think they might of been bigger in the past, but I couldn't imagine her even being able to walk. She'd tip over easier than a cow.

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (Fcuk You ywia) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:39:11 GMT

My mother was just telling me today that she actually had breast REDUCTION done, and that's as small as they could make them. She said they used to be like three times that size. Is this true? Sounds like some of you here are saying otherwise...

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (Remington Steele) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:33:18 GMT

There's video of her from the late 60's without the career-enhancers.

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (MikiBoi) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:10:50 GMT

Yes

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorFanGP) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:43:56 GMT

I wonder which X-Men she would be. Jubilee, except the fireworks come out of Dolly's gargantuan titties?

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (MikiBoi) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:37:58 GMT

She gets her super tit strength from tieing the ropes in her dominatrix dungeon. They don't call it DollyWood for nothing.

I bet her tits will shield her from a nuclear bomb one day. I swear those things could absorb bullets and spit them out again. She's like a Heroes character or something.

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorFanGP) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:33:48 GMT

*Gag* Too much shirtless footage of Ron Jeremy on Surreal Life: Famegames = death.

Each of her boobies probably weigh twenty-five pounds. For someone so small, she sure does have the strength to drag them St. Bernards around with her 24/7.

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (ebrown3023) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:32:55 GMT

As soon as I heard "jesus" I turned the volume down

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (MikiBoi) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:22:29 GMT

I'm pretty sure they're fake titteis, but still, they are awsomeness. I would lose my appetite too with any reference to Ron Jeremy. *Shivers*

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorFanGP) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:40:25 GMT

MikiBoi wrote:
I love Dolly, she is such a legend.

And she has a great set of tits, if I was 62 and a woman, I'd love to be her with that rack right now. I bet she still gets loads of young cock waiting to bounce on her T&A.

You just know the this senior to be is wild in the bedroom. Singing about Jebus and gravity is a coverup for the dominatrix dungeon jungle she has built undeneath her...

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (MikiBoi) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:13:32 GMT

I love Dolly, she is such a legend.

And she has a great set of tits, if I was 62 and a woman, I'd love to be her with that rack right now. I bet she still gets loads of young cock waiting to bounce on her T&A.

You just know the this senior to be is wild in the bedroom. Singing about Jebus and gravity is a coverup for the dominatrix dungeon jungle she has built undeneath her house in the deep trenches of the Bible Belt.

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (cloverleaf) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:00:51 GMT

She should have just sung "Islands in the Stream"

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (Redhead9015) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:01:50 GMT

suckshardcore wrote:
I don't even see how the song is preachy. I hate preachy but I didn't think I was being preached at.

It was more "I love Jesus, he's uplifting in my life" than "you should love Jesus."

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorFanGP) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:54:05 GMT

dealdeuces wrote:
Dr. Phil

*Gauges eyes out with a spork*

Re: Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (dealdeuces) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:30:40 GMT

Was it Dr. Phil's wife, Robin? They kept showing her.

Are we allowed to say that Dolly Parton sucked?

feeds@yuku.com (cyclehausen) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:18:42 GMT

Or will Jeebus crush us with his gravity?

Can I get a witness?

Normally, I love Dolly, but her religious songs have always been annoying. This one was so revivalist, I was expecting baptisms.