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        <title>I was ACCOSTED by a panhandler HOBOBEAR last night!!! </title>
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        <![CDATA[ So, I went to the Staples to get a tax program (H&amp;R Block brand...I&#39;m not that impressed)....


...when I was ACCOSTED by a hobobear trying to get into my car.  He wasn&#39;t the stinky type....he was a fat stalky little turd wearing levis, a nice winter
coat, and clean tennis shoes....BUT the little turd had a crutch he was walking with.  He was clearly trying to fake a limp...and he didn&#39;t have a cast or
anything.  So I&#39;m literally trying to climb into my drivers seat and... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I was ACCOSTED by a panhandler HOBOBEAR last night!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
<font size="1">Awwww...psychophrenic hobobears lead miserable existences. </font> <font size="1"><strong><font color="#FF6699">: (
<br></font></strong>
<br>
{Around here there are plenty of resources for them.}
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<br>
It is good of you to look after them. </font> <font size="1"><strong><font color="#FF6699">: )
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(Those other two were knave-hobobears.)</font> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
<font size="1">I work next to a hobo encampment.
<br>
<br>
Those guys make &quot;big potty&quot; on the railroad tracks.
<br>
<br>
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT....heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!</font> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You just blew your one chance to get laid Weems. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I was ACCOSTED by a panhandler HOBOBEAR last night!!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Trixie Delight wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  I see an offending stain on his drawers.
</blockquote>

<p> </p>TrixieDee....why were you even looking there? <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ There is so much wrong with this guy it&#39;s (almost) not even funny.  Real guns, fake guitars, and a brow that won&#39;t quit.  I hope there&#39;s another
picture of him shooting his sweaty nutsack off. 
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			<description><![CDATA[ <strong><font size="7">MY EYES!!!  OH THE HUMANITY!!!</font></strong> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I found a better pic of him, asleep.
<br>
<br>
<img height="303" src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g278/chellemmm/fug4.jpg" width="480" alt="image">

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">OuijaBroad wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Who cares about the ammo.
  <br>
  <br>
  Why are his upper, inner thighs darker than the rest of his legs? That&#39;s what I want to know.
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<p> </p>Chafing? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I think I saw crotchless chaps once on Market and Castro in SF. That or he&#39;s really, really dirty. Maybe he needs some of that Aaaah toilet paper stuff. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Who cares about the ammo.
<br>
<br>
Why are his upper, inner thighs darker than the rest of his legs? That&#39;s what I want to know. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I bet he posts in OT and buys Star Wars &quot;action figures&quot; for his &quot;children.&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The fattie in (black!) briefs with the guitars and paintball gun doesn&#39;t bother me. What bothers me is that he has at least nine clips of ammunition, two
batons, two knives, six guns, and at least 20 boxes of ammo, all of which may not be for the paintball gun. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <img title="august2009-thumb.jpg" height="345" alt="" src="http://www.dlisted.com/files/august2009-thumb.jpg" width="445"> 
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<br>
I see an offending stain on his drawers. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Oooo, I remember using dot-matrix printers -- back in the &#39;80s. I wasn&#39;t even in school by the time we first got one in our family. I like the whirring
noise. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Way to think fast on your feet Weems!! You are quite the sleuth.
<br>
<br>
OuijaBroad, I don&#39;t even want to know how you found that fucking picture.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Or you could spend a $100 on a decent printer from this decade. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Aww come on, Weems.  I&#39;m sure all he <em>really</em> wanted was to make a friend, ya know...  maybe hang out sometime.
<br>
<br>
<img title="august2009-thumb.jpg" height="345" alt="" src="http://www.dlisted.com/files/august2009-thumb.jpg" width="445"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ We bears don&#39;t mean any harm!
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			<description><![CDATA[ So, I went to the Staples to get a tax program (H&amp;R Block brand...I&#39;m not that impressed)....
<br>
<br>
...when I was ACCOSTED by a hobobear trying to get into my car.  He wasn&#39;t the stinky type....he was a fat stalky little turd wearing levis, a nice winter
coat, and clean tennis shoes....BUT the little turd had a crutch he was walking with.  He was clearly trying to fake a limp...and he didn&#39;t have a cast or
anything.  So I&#39;m literally trying to climb into my drivers... ]]></description>

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