David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (8trackmind) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:00:40 GMT

David Cook haters will have a field day with how his CD does. As long as it sells less than Daughtry's (and it will, given the steady drop in overall CD sales), they will call it a "failure," even it it somehow gets near the 4 million mark. Kelly haters here went wild when Carrie's first CD inched past Breakaway over a year after it was released, even though both sold 6 million copies and the overall difference between them in American sales is less than 1% (!). Assuming it...

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (dagny1331) — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:04:50 GMT

I never thought I would post a legitimate comment here, but I am getting to the point that I can't stand that tour meet 'n greet hat he has on in all of the pictures. It isn't a great look to begin with, so enough already.

I am also not a fan of men who wear basic Hanes type t-shirts with deep, deep v-necks or that are sized too small.

Still love him, but hate some of the wardrobe choices.

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (Claymazement) — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:17:30 GMT

Even better!

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (dagny1331) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:05:51 GMT

Voachwagon!!!!

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (maadx) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:16:49 GMT

dagny1331 wrote:
I saw him head that way < in the Voachmobile.

oh shit-- u mean the voachwagon

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (Claymazement) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:59:48 GMT

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (dagny1331) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:45:59 GMT

I saw him head that way < in the Voachmobile.

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (maadx) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:17:53 GMT

.. LOVE the new title!!

where did the pro voach coach go?? i had questions for him about voaching..

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (Lobsters) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:56:27 GMT

Yes, I'm a chatty bitch.

Although, I will admit shamefully to having racked up over a 1000 posts since like April or May. I'm sure I put in at least 200 on Finale...

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (dagny1331) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:28:55 GMT

Wow Sunshine, that's some post count your sporting! and then I just noticed Sea's And Lobsters' Y'all sure have a lot to say!

I guess if you consider it took me four years and multiple forums to hit 1000, but I've almost racked up 800 since AI started in 08....*runs away in tard shame*

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (seaguy) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:36:08 GMT

LOL at the title change. VR <3

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (Sunshine8503) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:31:55 GMT

Eh, I think most of us here at Sucks are just having fun. We're not nearly as scary as the fantards who are stalking people he knew in Tulsa through their MySpaces. THAT is the scary shit.

Nah I think there are a lot of scaries here especially the ones with less then 500 posts. Probably all banned IDF tards

His album is going to suck. He will have practically no...

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (Lobsters) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:21:00 GMT

In honor of the title change.

RIP Maternity Pants. How we miss thee, Let me count the ways!!!

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (opendoor50) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:00:40 GMT

I'll predict Cook will sell 1 million albums (more than Jordin) but that's it. He might not even sell that many if the music business continues to crater.
Cook will have trouble with the male fans Daughtry could get by not having to sing about rainbows or selling Sketchers.

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (roachc420) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:17:05 GMT

RIP Watermelon Gut The wolverine pelt seems to be alive and kicking.

I'm waiting for the album. If it indeed sucks, I'll be the first one here.

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (dagny1331) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:07:08 GMT

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (Lobsters) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:49:18 GMT

The Purple Parrot wrote:
I am usually not that serious. I didn't think giant red font would be taken seriously either.

I am serious when saying that Cooktards are the new Claymates though. Let's be honest with ourselves. It's kind of gotten to that level and I don't mean just here at Sucks. :P
...

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (seaguy) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:39:58 GMT

Why is PuPa so angry?

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (The Purple Parrot) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:38:15 GMT

I am usually not that serious. I didn't think giant red font would be taken seriously either.

I am serious when saying that Cooktards are the new Claymates though. Let's be honest with ourselves. It's kind of gotten to that level and I don't mean just here at Sucks. :P

Re: David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (Lobsters) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:24:01 GMT

Dumppl...COME BACK!!!

roach... I <3 u.

RIP Maternity Pants.

David Cook Hate- Now With Fat Ass, Pro Voach Coaching and Power Dummppls

feeds@yuku.com (Velveeta Revolver) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:54:20 GMT

Here you go fucksticks - enjoy!