A Serious Discussion: The Three Little Pigs

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feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:54:02 GMT

My, what big ears you have!

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feeds@yuku.com (star jumper) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:43:21 GMT

Hear that sound? It the sound of your defeat.

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feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:11:31 GMT

I think by this time, he wanted them to suffer. It was personal!

BTW, if you've seen him on "Sesame Street", you'd know he's the same wolf. Here's a link detailing his many appearances: http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Big_Bad_Wolf. (Entered as Exhibit B). Note his many colors are apparently an aspect of his disguise superpower.

Re: A Serious Discussion: The Three Little Pigs

feeds@yuku.com (star jumper) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:06:43 GMT

That's obviously a third wolf. The three little pigs wolf blew houses down. and the LRRH wolf ate people. Neither of them used an axe.

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feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:03:56 GMT

I present Exhibit A, a picture of all 5 parties in one shot:

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feeds@yuku.com (star jumper) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:49:58 GMT

I'll like to state to the jury that shitrider has still yet to proove to me that they are the same wolf.

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feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:46:07 GMT

Um... both in fairy tales, both seemingly addicted to eating animals whole, both with a predisposition for dressing up... I mean, come on! OPEN YOUR EYES!

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feeds@yuku.com (star jumper) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:32:29 GMT

How do you know the wolf from Little Red Riding Hood is the same in The 3 Little Pigs.

Maybe they are related or mabbers they don't even know each other at all.

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feeds@yuku.com (Screerider) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:29:47 GMT

The "twigs" house was actually traditional wood and nails, so it's suitably inbetween a straw hut dwelling and one made of brick/stone.

My biggest problem is how the Wolf can blow so hard. Where did that come from? The was no hint of that superpower in Little Red Riding Hood. Just enhanced vision, enhanced hearing, extra-sharp teeth, and magical disguise (which fails in the 3 Pigs, for some reason, they see through his sheepskin disguise).

Other questions:...

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feeds@yuku.com (ShimMe) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:17:59 GMT

aldav4 wrote:
their pigs
I want bacon and eggs with pancakes

who's pigs?

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feeds@yuku.com (Super Machine) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:09:14 GMT

So the Coen Bros. do the upcoming "3 Little Pigs "screenplay . . .

1st pig is roasted in his own hut for breakfast.

2nd pig is put into a wood chipper - hilarity ensues.

3rd Pig is careless coming back from the Piggily Wiggily and Javier Bardem walks up behind him.
3rd Pig says are you going to Kill Me ?
Javier says "Did I See You ?"

Oscars ensue - the end.

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feeds@yuku.com (StatelyWayneManor) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:05:23 GMT

They called it a target in Wedding Crashers.

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feeds@yuku.com (token lunatic) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:03:44 GMT

I bet one of those chicks has a chinese tat strategically placed on her body.

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feeds@yuku.com (StatelyWayneManor) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:01:23 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (Reverend Henry Kane) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:44:40 GMT

Brick homes are more susceptible to earthquake damage. Get the big bad wolf a bunker busting bomb.

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feeds@yuku.com (MidnightPrince69) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:32:52 GMT

I So agree, NC. It's like revisiting the status quo on the Titanic. :::Raises fist to sky::

How could that Pig be so heartless and cruel?

Awww...but pigs are still cute!

Re: A Serious Discussion: The Three Little Pigs

feeds@yuku.com (Wounded Toe) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:35:02 GMT

Holy Week has WHAT to do with the Three Little Pigs?!

They aren't Muslim.

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feeds@yuku.com (SweeterThanJane) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:28:29 GMT

I thought straw bale houses were all the rage these days.

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feeds@yuku.com (NlGHTCRAWLER) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:12:43 GMT

Holy Week has WHAT to do with the Three Little Pigs?!

>: |

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feeds@yuku.com (khnum) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:24:13 GMT

That's pretty frickin' bueno.

A Serious Discussion: The Three Little Pigs

feeds@yuku.com (NlGHTCRAWLER) — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:22:30 GMT

There's been one thing that has really pissed me off about the story of the Three Little Pigs:

The first pig lives in a house made of hay. The second pig lives in a house made of sticks. And then, we have the third pig that lives in a house made of brick and cement.

Now here's the problem: How do you go from straw to a minor upgrade of twigs, to basically a fucking fortress of brick and cement?! Isn't that a bit extreme of an upgrade?! Its like going from...