Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (lilnubber) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:56:14 GMT

A week in the hospital, uninsured, would probably do me in. That is catastrophic to me.

Now for a multi-millionaire, that week in the hospital is a mere pittance.

THAT'S why I want the dollar amount of catastrophic.

Another good idea might be public beheadings for colossally stupid people who harm the national interest.

Yay! Do you suppose C-Span will televise Dubya's beheading?

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (bob2559) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:07:13 GMT

I think you should rethink the bullet plan and make it one kill. This will allow people to load their guns with non-lethal bullets which they can use for warning to assholes who are too dense to understand the danger otherwise. To keep things from getting totally out of hand with the non-lethal bullets, you might put a limit on their use of say one per week.

Another good idea might be public beheadings for colossally stupid people who harm the national interest.

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (The Virgin Murray) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:54:25 GMT

lilnubber wrote:
Define "catastrophic."

I'm a big picture guy. I'll let the little people determine where the limit for catastrophic insurance should be set. It's not real important but it will let others buy in to the concept, feeling like they had something to do with it.

For example, what do you think the catastrophic amount should be?

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (The Virgin Murray) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:50:21 GMT

You'd better have a lot of money if you think someone is going to sell their bullet and leave themself defenseless. I think the salient point of your post is that you are not American. NO BULLET FOR YOU!

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (TheresNoPlaceLike 127 0 0 1) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:49:33 GMT

Can we pay someone to use their bullet how we'd like? I don't want their bullet, I just want them to shoot Murray if he's elected. I'm not American so I assume I don't get my own bullet.

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (jessica has spoken) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:01:40 GMT

omg it's TC!

Those are the stupidest proposals on earth.

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (GnarlsInCharge) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:01:03 GMT

The Virgin Murray wrote:
To the contrary, my unperceptive friend!

That other thread is for the purpose of tossing tired old party line bromides back and forth to no apparent end. Higher taxes, lower taxes, he's too old, he's too inexperienced, he's the messiah, she's a bitch, blah, blah, blah.

This thread proposes creative solutions to solve America's problems. You won't find...

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (leeter) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 19:58:37 GMT

The Virgin Murray wrote:
To summarize:
I have improved the level of civil discourse in this country by giving everybody the option of shooting one person during their lifetime with no questions asked.

I have brought all our troops home but made it clear to the leaders of every country in the world that if an attack against us originates from within their borders, we will take them (the leaders) out. We...

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (lilnubber) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 19:49:40 GMT

Define "catastrophic."

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (B DeBrun) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:11:59 GMT

well by asking UC to actually think, he'll wind up short-circuiting himself

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (The Virgin Murray) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:51:31 GMT

To the contrary, my unperceptive friend!

That other thread is for the purpose of tossing tired old party line bromides back and forth to no apparent end. Higher taxes, lower taxes, he's too old, he's too inexperienced, he's the messiah, she's a bitch, blah, blah, blah.

This thread proposes creative solutions to solve America's problems. You won't find these ideas ever uttered by either party, so the political toadies have to actually think for...

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (pretzeldential) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:21:20 GMT

duplicate thread alert

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (The Virgin Murray) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:56:10 GMT

To summarize:
I have improved the level of civil discourse in this country by giving everybody the option of shooting one person during their lifetime with no questions asked.

I have brought all our troops home but made it clear to the leaders of every country in the world that if an attack against us originates from within their borders, we will take them (the leaders) out. We will then leave. Whoever takes over will be responsible for the next attack. It's called...

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (Maggie Chops) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:52:33 GMT

With superdelegates, it's more a cup-and-squeeze technique.
More on your platform, please.

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (The Virgin Murray) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:38:53 GMT

I found out that it's actually illegal to grab superdelegates.

In fact, without getting into details, that may have had something to do with my absence for a while.

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (PassionatePiscesMan) — Thu, 15 May 2008 09:38:55 GMT

All VM has to do is grab all the super delegates

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (StatelyWayneManor) — Thu, 15 May 2008 08:41:37 GMT

The G-man still does radio.
I doubt he is on many FM stations now.
I used to listen to him after Stern on WJFK.
He always sounded like Maxwell Smart to me.

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (kutabeach) — Thu, 15 May 2008 07:27:32 GMT

Is he still on the radio?

When I lived in DC, I used to listen to him all the time.

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Thu, 15 May 2008 06:33:04 GMT

G. Gordon Libby?

Re: Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (token lunatic) — Thu, 15 May 2008 06:29:10 GMT

Merkyl, weill you be everso sad when a libby becomes our 44th prezzie?

Indecision '08 Why isn't The Virgin Murray a candidate for President?

feeds@yuku.com (The Virgin Murray) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:11:50 GMT

Essentially, Hugo Chavez confiscated all the assets of Exxon and other oil companies, claiming them as the property of Venezuela. So Exxon is suing in international courts and asking to freeze Venezuelan assets to provide compensation. Outraged that someone would do to him what he has done to them, President Hugo Chavez is threatening to cut off oil supplies to "the American Empire."

Here's what we need to do, and one of the first things I would do under a Virgin...