make up stupid poetry thread http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/25480/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:20:03 GMT Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:50:07 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/25480/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2528515/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2528515 Hamdingers wrote:

If you don't mind, spare us the one about him going down on you twice.



image No, I want to hear that one. I'm sure it's quite poignant and pungent.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (The Electric Witch) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2528515 Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:50:07 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2528506/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2528506 Annabelle01 wrote:
I wrote this for my ex-boyfriend:

With a Spoon

Your face makes me feel kind of queasy
The pockmarked, scabby, peeling, flaking skin keeps my gag reflex alert
It looks painful when you smile
The cracking around the corners of your lips makes my stomach turn
And the oozing
I can tell when you've been in front of a mirror
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2528506 Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:48:15 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2528474/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2528474 Her breasts like fruit
I'm falling, falling
Whoops! I think I farted. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (The Electric Witch) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2528474 Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:40:27 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2526401/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2526401
With a Spoon

Your face makes me feel kind of queasy
The pockmarked, scabby, peeling, flaking skin keeps my gag reflex alert
It looks painful when you smile
The cracking around the corners of your lips makes my stomach turn
And the oozing
I can tell when you've been in front of a mirror
It gets redder
- is that even possible -
And the blood looks fresher
It won't scab over if you... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Annabelle01) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2526401 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:25:22 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2526334/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2526334 Children of my anal passage
The life-giving goodness of fiber
As you were thrust forward into
The birthing pool of the god porcelain.

And as I grasp the flush handle, I see you
Yearning to spread your wings,
Doing a great job already with your stink.
Farewell, my children. Farewell! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (2ManyAndersons) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2526334 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:10:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2526295/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2526295 All seeing, all knowing,
They lack understanding

Pale skin, dark skin, red lips. Hair
like feathers against my skin
I need I need I need
I want I want I want

My Gods are false idols
Smoke signals are ignored
if sent by a Goddess ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Tres Gay) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2526295 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:03:21 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2526276/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2526276 Our years together have been divine.
Your getting up there, 18 last fall
But peeing on my tote bag
Not good at all.

Indoor all your life
You're going outside
And I'm getting a puppy
It's been a nice ride.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Anne Boleyn) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2526276 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:00:15 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2526215/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2526215 Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me

We figured she was rich, loaded to the hilt
And we figured she had class like the Vanderbilts
'Cause we had heard for years how she was so well reared
How was we to know they meant the way she was built

~roy clark and buck A GODDAMMED GENIUS owens. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Bernard Wrangler) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2526215 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:52:21 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2526183/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2526183 feeds@yuku.com (2ManyAndersons) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2526183 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:48:23 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2525965/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2525965 I crave the dirt
Sharpness and pain are my only
tethers to the emptiness of this
pre-Hell

Open the portals to
My internal sun



That was super bad; as bad as any 16 yo goth boy's Myspayce page! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Tres Gay) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2525965 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:23:37 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2525923/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2525923 feeds@yuku.com (2ManyAndersons) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2525923 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:18:58 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2525917/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2525917 feeds@yuku.com (Tres Gay) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2525917 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:17:59 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2525892/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2525892 opinions stink like fetid assholes
speaking of, this sacred land is ground zero
for them to gather/converse/flame/shriek like howler monkeys
running around with the proverbial skirt over their heads.

sadistic tyrant idoits plot from their secret hidey-hole
fraus clucking over the new carb-free beer
kiddiots screaming for pacifiers,
oh hell, that goes for almost everybody.

Welcome to Sucks OT, no-man's land.
God, I love this... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (2ManyAndersons) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2525892 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:15:59 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2525721/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2525721 give me head
give me head until I'm dead
]]> feeds@yuku.com (CUBic Zirconiyum) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2525721 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:56:56 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2525298/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2525298 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Bernard Wrangler) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2525298 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:15:37 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2525195/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2525195 And the smell was so henious
You seriously considered getting out
And walking home?

Not to mention you were driving? ]]> feeds@yuku.com (2ManyAndersons) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2525195 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:06:22 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2524540/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2524540 feeds@yuku.com (Bernard Wrangler) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2524540 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:29:43 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2523744/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2523744 feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2523744 Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:16:05 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2457313/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2457313


Oh kitty cat, why must you stick your stinky ass in my face
As the darkest hour approacheth?
I need my damn sleep, gotta work
IT'S NOT FEEDING TIME YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Dearest example of feline perfection,
When you get in my lap, why thou kneadeth my boobage
And step on my nipples?

My beautiful black furball who won't shut the fuck up,
Is it necessary to vomit all over the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (2ManyAndersons) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2457313 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:29:44 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/reply/2455417/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html#reply-2455417 Morning coffee warms palms until slightly sweaty
Fingers tingle, anticipation nervously twitches
Must respond to that scank ho, Eury.
Cuz she's one of my fav write B I T C H E S!

But OMG!11! WTF?3? a poetry thread?
Sure to be overflowing with Haiku.
Insert requisite wishing you dead.
Served with a side of Phar Phlung Poo.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (dlynche) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/sreply/2455417 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:49:51 GMT <![CDATA[ make up stupid poetry thread ]]> http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/25480/t/make-up-stupid-poetry-thread.html Filled with hello kitty goodness and hi's!
And then came a day
Where she wanted her say
And she told everyone to fuck off and die!

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And then that weird Texan named Merk
Who was collectively thought as a jerk
He got really busy
Scrapbookin' with Lissie
And now he is plumb outta work! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Eurytol) http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/25480 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:20:03 GMT