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			<description><![CDATA[ JonathanOWNAGE. He&#39;s freakin&#39; awesome. &lt;3
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			<description><![CDATA[ How to start a flamewar in sux
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<br>
10: Suggest  that once Assfacekiller finds the &quot;right&quot; man, he&#39;ll set her straight.
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and daily *bump* worship for our Lord Jonathan.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Daily prayer to our lord
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">melicatsmom wrote:</strong>
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  <p>PJ--as a practicing Methodist I have to tell you that I believe in the notion of Grace. Which means that unless you do something that completely offends
  Jonathan Christ you&#39;re okay as long as you repent of your actions. But mentioning the name of Dan Barry in any positive light, much less worshipping him,
  will have Grace taken away from you. Be very careful</p>
</blockquote>

<p> Sorry, I was trolling.... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Sorry, after Cook Islands I was a JonAtheist.
<br>
Don&#39;t mind him as much after Micronesia, guess I&#39;m becoming JonAgnostic. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">PagongSchlong wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  It looks like Billy Garcia is participating in the lauch of a line of Cook Island Survivor Action Figures.
  <br>
</blockquote>

<p> Are you fucking kidding me?</p>
<br>
Sheer genius.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Okay, I am admit to a wavering of faith (more in the religion than in the awesomeness of JC). I wonder if we have been forsaken. I don&#39;t even see the rabbi
around here.
<br>
<br>
But! I still don&#39;t like to see this thread on page two.
<br>
<br>
Bump.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>PJ--as a practicing Methodist I have to tell you that I believe in the notion of Grace. Which means that unless you do something that completely offends
Jonathan Christ you&#39;re okay as long as you repent of your actions. But mentioning the name of Dan Barry in any positive light, much less worshipping him,
will have Grace taken away from you. Be very careful</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m back after a few weeks of nearly computer-free travel.
<br>
<br>
I&#39;ve come to the church to jonaflect.
<br>
<br>
PJ and mel&#39;s prayer&#39;s were awesome.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ It looks like Billy Garcia is participating in the lauch of a line of Cook Island Survivor Action Figures.
<br>
<br>
I wonder if everyone will buy the Jonathan Christ figure and put it on their dashboard.  I know I will. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ **jumps up and down and claps hands** Oh! I just love Dan Berry! We should start like, a church for him, or something, and like, Jonathan Penner and
BobbyJohnGoesApeshit could be the first apos... aposs...appossells, or something.
<br>
*girlish giggle*
<br>
We lurv you, Dan!
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title"><img height="15" src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif" width="15" alt="image">PanamaJane
  wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Should I post something n00bish and take one for the team?
  <br>
</blockquote>

<p> <img height="15" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif" width="15" alt="image"><img height="15" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You don&#39;t suppose Penner&#39;s waiting with a sharp stick in his hand to poke in Peachy&#39;s knee, do you? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Amen, Melicatsmom. Besides, whom amongst us knows what lies in the future (besides JP, of course. Hey! JP is PJ backwards. I wonder if we&#39;re related. Or
Dyslexic) There is always a chance for a Stephame-ish plot twist that involves Jonathan. Or something could happen to Probst and they need a temp to fill in.
Or whatever.
<br>
<br>
Somebody say something provocative  or flame somebody so this thread  perks back up. Pagong, Buffy and SuperJude; you  guys are pretty good with the... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The book comes out in the fall, HarvestMoon, I suspect just in time for Halloween since it&#39;s about horror films.
<br>
<br>
As for a Jonathan-less Survivor....I know that it will be difficult, but we could always discover a new Apostle among the ranks. One of the Holy Prophets who
in future generations will point toward Jonathan. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>So here&#39;s a question.  How are we supposed to be content to watch Survivor ever again knowing it will be Jonathan-less?  I&#39;m not sure I can be
bothered with new people, knowing none of them will be him.  Unless there really will be hippos.  I might could watch for hippos.  
<br>
<br>
And does anybody know when Jonathan&#39;s book comes out? 
<br>
<br>
Thusly bump I the thread.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I disagree: your prayer is great! The *bump* is included in the text, making it both subtle and effective. Huzzah!
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Our Father, who I want to be in Gabon,
<br>
Hallowed by thy name,
<br>
Thy followers come, thy will be done
<br>
In Hollywood as it is in Heaven
<br>
Bump this thread from off Page Two
<br>
And forgive us letting it drop,
<br>
As we forgive those who wished it to drop upon us
<br>
And lead us not into Tribal Council
<br>
But deliver us from being voted off
<br>
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory
<br>
Forever and ever,
<br>
Amen</p>

<p> </p>

<p>*that&#39;s not as good as... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Just a quick dedication &quot;OhHolyJonathanIdedicatethismysevetysixthpostinthyHolyNameAMEN&quot; and *bump* from page two obscurity.
<br>
<br>
*genuflects*
<br>
<br>
<br>
PS: Lord Jonathan, woldst thou know this week&#39;s winning lottery numbers, perchance? Before they&#39;re drawn, I mean. And I don&#39;t need Powerball or the
other 49 states, just Misery&#39;s. Split it with you if I win; thanks in advance. Amen.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I have had a vision. In it, Jonathan Christ, the one true bastard, sent a herald to me in the form of a cherub. The cherub told me that if we pray real hard,
the savior will return.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/justinlarson/jonathan_es_04.jpg" alt="image">
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