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        <title>CareBears: Now with Materialistic, Anorexic, Masturbating Bears</title>
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        <![CDATA[ Has anyone seen this new version of the show airing on Saturday mornings on CBS&#39; KEWLopolis?? They fucking made these childhood treasures into anorexics.
PLUS instead of doing the &quot;stare&quot;, they rub their bellies to make things come out (ya, it looks like masturbation - I was *not* impressed). On top of
that, these bears are all decked out in &quot;baseball caps&quot; and &quot;purses,&quot; turning them into materialistic, anorexic, masturbating bears.


And of course, they got... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: CareBears: Now with Materialistic, Anorexic, Masturbating Bears ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Wait, why is that bear embarrassed? THEY SPEND THE ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE WITHOUT CLOTHES ON!
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: CareBears: Now with Materialistic, Anorexic, Masturbating Bears ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span><span id="temp-1"></span><span>Dark Heart was best! Especially when he joins the care bears for a swim in the lake at the end.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: CareBears: Now with Materialistic, Anorexic, Masturbating Bears ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">cyclehausen wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Ick.
  <br>
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  <img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/bmp/4c415f803608930ec54aacb714db1473d29144f.bmp" alt="image">

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<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!?! <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/mad.gif"... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Nooooooooooooooo... those anorexic bears are going to destroy my childhood memories!
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Ick. I remember flipping through the channel a few years ago and ther was some horrible CGI CareBears movie on. Talk about destroying childhood memories.
<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/sick.gif" alt="image"></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Wow. That&#39;s creepy. They used to be so cute too! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Ewww! The new Care Bears are so not Care Bears! I am totally boycotting this &quot;new version&quot;. <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/mad.gif" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>They remind me of some weird Rugrats meet CareBears spawn.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ So, who was the better Carebears Movie villain?
<br>
<br>
The evil book or the evil shapeshifting camp counselor? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ my friend went as No-Heart for Halloween years ago. :)
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			<description><![CDATA[ They did NOT need to change the Carebears! <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif">  
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			<description><![CDATA[ OMG...how I hate the new ones. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I just saw the 25th anniversary bear at Walmart yesterday. It made me feel old. Those new Care Bears look like the Bratz-ized version. Icky. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Yikes. CareBears got lipo. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Ick.
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/bmp/4c415f803608930ec54aacb714db1473d29144f.bmp" alt="image">

<p><br></p><img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/bmp/ac315f8e3c0c9d0b21fe4ac9e68b60e2de852cd.bmp" alt="image">

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			<description><![CDATA[ Pics por favor ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Canada&#39;s getting a special DVD of the original pilot previously unavailable and not available anywhere else along with a new plus toy to coincide with the
25th anniversary.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Has anyone seen this new version of the show airing on Saturday mornings on CBS&#39; KEWLopolis?? They fucking made these childhood treasures into anorexics.
PLUS instead of doing the &quot;stare&quot;, they rub their bellies to make things come out (ya, it looks like masturbation - I was *not* impressed). On top of
that, these bears are all decked out in &quot;baseball caps&quot; and &quot;purses,&quot; turning them into materialistic, anorexic, masturbating bears.
<br>
<br>
And of course,... ]]></description>

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