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			<title><![CDATA[ Mr. and Mrs. Smith: Sexiest movie ever? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ From the stylish fight scenes, to the just plain sexiness of both Angelina and Brad, to the chemistry the two have, to the sensual soundtrack. This has got to
be one of the sexiest movies ever (besides pr0n but that&#39;s just sleazy anyway). It just OOZES sex. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ describe your favourite sandwich ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>thin layer of marmite, liverwurst, sauerkraut, buffalo mozzarella, tomatoes, horseradish; on sourdough.</p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ What exactly is "fag propaganda"? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ It&#39;s a term I&#39;ve been hearing a lot lately ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The Nirvana Baby now ]]></title>
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<p>Then
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<img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/59f25ce8577849788fd12616e239cfbb67fa95f.pjpg" alt="image">
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<br>
Now.
<br>
<br>
Hes 17 now. Theres an article abouthim on yahoo, but he doesnt seem terribly interesting.
<br></p>
<br>
  

<div class="contentinset">
  <div class="bucketwrap feature top">
    <div class="bucket photo">
      <div class="photo200">... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ nose pickers only ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Does anyone else use your keyboard and mouse other than you?
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<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ ADMINS! There's pr0n in the Project Runway thread... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ and aparently some people have bum cum fetish <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gif">
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			<title><![CDATA[ in need of computer help... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ My kitten just walked across my laptop apparently stepping on th Fn key.  Now I cannot figure out how to turn it off.
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<br>
Help!!! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ I Never Start Threads ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Has anyone ever noticed that?

<p><img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/031158488e5c23346eb589a2241b55c6834da2d.pjpg" alt="image">
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			<title><![CDATA[ just shoot me ran until the year 2003 ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ just think about that
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Mindy McCready-still alive ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  The tumultuous life of country songbird Mindy McCready has taken another wrong turn. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/23/mindy-goes-mccrazy-dr-phil-to-the-rescue2/">TMZ</a> is reporting that McCready recently attempted suicide and is headed to
  rehab. Is there a white knight out there who can rescue this damsel in distress? Dr. Phil believes he is that man.
</blockquote>
<br>
Apparently fucking Roger Clemons does this to you.
<br>
<img... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Baseball bat boy arrested for falsely accusing Dad of gaybashing him ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.q-notes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ables-dwight-mug-jpeg-239x300.jpg" alt="image">
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<br>
S.C. &#39;baseball bat&#39; teen charged with false report
<br>
by Matt Comer | July 23rd, 2008
<br>
Originally posted: July 21, 2008, 1:28 p.m
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Updated: July 23, 2008, 4:30 p.m.
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<br>
ANDERSON, S.C. - On July 22, the Anderson County Sheriff&#39;s Department charged an 18-year-old gay man with filing a false police report after he accused his
father of assault.
<br>... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Your cell phone is giving you CANCER CANCER CANCER! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <h1 class="storyHeadlineFull" style="PADDING-LEFT: 1px; MARGIN-LEFT: -2px; LETTER-SPACING: 0px; TEXT-ALIGN: left">Cancer Expert Issues Warning On Cell Phone
Risks</h1>
<br>


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  In particular, Dr. Ronald B. Herberman&#39;s advisory urged children to limit their use of cell phones.
</div>
<span class="byLine" style="MARGIN-LEFT: 2px">By <a href="mailto:wdavidg@earthlink.net"><u>W. David Gardner</u></a>
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<span... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Aliens are for real, y'all! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div class="article-title">
  <h1><font size="2">no anal sex reference so don&#39;t bother looking.</font>
  <br></h1>

  <h1>Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up</h1>

  <p class="published-date">July 24, 2008 12:01am</p>
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  Article from: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/" class="image"><img src="http://www.news.com.au/images/sources/h14_dailytelegraph.gif" alt="The Daily Telegraph" border="0"></a>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I told a woman in real life yesterday to BITE ME ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/36090/t/I-told-a-woman-in-real-life-yesterday-to-BITE-ME.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I was in line to change a flight reservation. FOREVER. People kept coming up in the first class line with like 40 bags and taking the next availble agent.
<br>
<br>
So an agent walks out from the back and just as she reaches a computer, this FAT BITCH from about 3 people behind me goes up to her and starts talking to her.
<br>
<br>
I was like WHAT??? So I&#39;m like EXCUSE ME??? EXCUSE ME!!! Fat bitch will NOT look at me. The agent finally looks up and I&#39;m like &quot;She just skipped... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ what can I do with a large papaya? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I bought it on a whim and now I don&#39;t know what to do with it? How do I know if it&#39;s ripe? How do I slice it up?
<br>
<br>
Is it like a mango?? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Julia Louise Dreyfus gives me a boner. Pics PLEASE!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>&quot;Here&#39;s your Christmas card!&quot;
<br>
<br>
::moves::</p>

<p> </p>

<p>she&#39;s hawt
<br></p>
<br>
pics please
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ An Anniversary Approches... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ So...it was like August 8 that this board moved from ez, right?
<br>
<br>
Do you adminifucks have anything PLANNED for us that day?
<br>
<br>
Perhaps a couple of human sacrifices? A new political/sports/word association/game/allthethingsthatattractboringpostersandthattchats forum???
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
PS. whoever is in charge of the forum descriptor is a big fat slackerface. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <p>In a rare move, a New Plymouth Judge has forced a nine-year-old&#39;s
  <br>
  parents to change her name.
  <br></p>

  <p>The lawyer for the girl, originally called Talula Does The Hula From
  <br>
  Hawaii, told the judge she was so embarrassed by her name she refused
  <br>
  to reveal it to friends. Her lawyer said she feared being mocked and
  <br>
  teased.
  <br></p>Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt temporarily placed the girl in the
  <br>
  court&#39;s guardianship in... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Guess Chynethia's race ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span class="storyheading3">Only one guess per person, please.
<br>
<br></span>

<blockquote>
  <span class="storyheading3">Sticky Obama issue with these McKains leads to arrest
  <br></span> <span class="storydeck3">Sugar Land police say a woman confronted a couple who had a bumper sticker showing someone urinating on candidate&#39;s
  name</span>
  <br>

  <p class="copyright"><span class="author">By ERIC HANSON
  <br></span> Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle</p>
  

  <p>But when Chynethia... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ one million dollars and a blow job from MP ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ to the admin who bans Star Jumper.
<br>
<br>
Does he EVER shut up??????? And it&#39;s not like he&#39;s overly annoying or offensive or anything, that&#39;s just it. He&#39;s just always around posting
uninteresting, meaningless crap. Why even bother?
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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