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			<title><![CDATA[ Why Is James Such A Prick, Now? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I thought we were friends, James.
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			<title><![CDATA[ I Need A Drink ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.scienceofdrink.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/my-liquor-cabinet.jpg"><img height="640" src="http://www.scienceofdrink.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/my-liquor-cabinet.jpg" width="480" alt="image"></a>
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All of dese will do. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Cheerleader Gets A Flu Shot & Now She Can Only Walk Backwards! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">IF YOU LAFF AT THIS YOU&#39;RE GOING TO HELL.</span>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sometimes I miss this place. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ But not today. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ I just loaded up my pod with Tom Cochrane!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I forgot how AWESOME he is, and it was a nice change from the 8000 songs I&#39;m sick of.
<br>
<br>
His best five songs in the order of goodnessissity: (and no on Life is a Highway on account of the overplay)
<br>
<br>
1) Lunatic Fringe
<br>
2) Boy Inside The Man
<br>
3) Big League
<br>
4) Good Times
<br>
5) I Wish You well
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<br>
Plus he&#39;s Canadian!!  YAAAY!!!
<br>
<br>
Too bad his face looks like a bag of smashed assholes though <img... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ America's Biggest Losers! ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Pick my profile video! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I need to make a change. Michael has been singing Off the Wall for 3 months now. I&#39;m leaning towards this one:
<br>
<br>
<span id="temp-1"><span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v_Yx0X-eHn8&amp;hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" width="425" height="344" ></embed>�</span> <span><br>
<br>
<br>
Suggestions please!
<br></span> <span><span id="temp-0"></span> <span id="temp-0"></span></span></span> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ OMG I GOT A JOB!!!!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!&lt;3
<br>
<br>
<br>
yay I&#39;ll be able to move out of my parent&#39;s basement now!!!!!:) ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ long toes: who has them? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I noticed the guy who usually sits next to me in my second class has freakishly long bonobo toes today. I thought he was easily the dreamiest in a class full
of grody history major ogres but his toes were so long and slender and gruesomely curving down into his flippy floppies. :eek: I wonder if he wears flippy
floppies because he can&#39;t fit his toes in normal shoes. I want him dead now. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif">
<br>
<br>
How many of you... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Today Is No Good Threads Day ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Seems obvious.
<br>
<br>
This one fits the observance as well.
<br>
<br>
Not sure if Canadians celebrate with us or not. Probably No Good Threads Day for them was a couple weeks ago.
<br>
<br>
There&#39;s nothing from Eury on Page One, though. Is she Jewish? Jews don&#39;t recognize No Good Threads Day. Jews will fast for 24 hours on All Bad Threads
Day, but that&#39;s not until the end of January and is a little bit different.
<br>
<br>
Last year I had a gathering of sorts for No Good... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ People who crow about "garlicky" dishes. ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/60212/t/People-who-crow-about-garlicky-dishes-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Nothing makes me wanna vom more than some fatass fishwife from Assfuck Iowa kaffeeklatsching with her loser co-fraus and announcing &quot;I&#39;m making
garlicky mashed potatoes for DH tonight--aren&#39;t I sophisticated and urban in my sensibilities because I like spicy, edgy food additives that are PRICEY cuz
my DH makes more money than your DH and <strong>I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU <font size="5">LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME</font> <font size="6">LOOK AT ME</font>
<font size="7">MY LIFE ISNT... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:12:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Mean Humor That's TRUE! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Last night at the dinner table, I made the following observation of my wife&#39;s aunt.
<br>
<br>
True to form, she brought us &#39;things&#39;:
<br>
<br>
An enormous onion
<br>
Some seashells she gathered from her trip to Ireland
<br>
A junior Superman costume
<br>
Some weird candy
<br>
<br>
I said she would always bring some trash ( The seashells ), some weird produce ( Usually abnormally large, but sometimes resembling something else. The Virgin
Mary? ), something weird ( Bizarro candy )... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:41:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I'M UNDER MY DESK POSTING ON MY PHONE!! ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/60210/t/I-M-UNDER-MY-DESK-POSTING-ON-MY-PHONE-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Whoot me!! I wonder if this is another one of those flames that only applies to me. Let&#39;s ask the frautulent folks. Is it bad for all people who post from
work on their phones or just me? Careful...this may be a trick question. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:21:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Dried Fruit. ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/60209/t/Dried-Fruit-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Fruit should never be dried.
<br>
<br>
T H E E N D ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Eagles V Frodo Mt Doom)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:10:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ My first marathon ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/60208/t/My-first-marathon.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Shan&#39;t be this weekend! However, I will be running the San Antonio 1/2 marathon in preparation for the Houston Marathon this January.
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (merkyl)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:31:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ James Gandolfini Assaults Photographer ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/60206/t/James-Gandolfini-Assaults-Photographer.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <span><span id="temp-1"><span><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7455990&server=vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" height="265" width="400" ></embed><a class="hxkvibjoimsvdafpokne" target="_blank" href="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7455990&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1"></a><a class="hxkvibjoimsvdafpokne"... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (finger poppin fun)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:05:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ 30 years of service celebration ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/60202/t/30-years-of-service-celebration.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ They&#39;re passing around a card for one of my bosses who&#39;s been in this office for 30 years tomorrow. Everyone&#39;s racing to find the funniest / most
inspirational / most thoughtful / suckingup-est words for him, And I&#39;m just totally blank right now. Though I&#39;m thinking of something funny (but could
somehow still earn me a raise). HELPP!!!! ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (supersync4d)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:35:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Black chicks are smoking Slim Jims ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/60201/t/Black-chicks-are-smoking-Slim-Jims.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ In the past month I have witnessed 3 separate black chicks on separate occasions lighting  a Slim Jim with a lighter.
<br>
When did this start? Is there crack in Slim Jims or what? ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (BentMeat)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:50:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ You are a Stupid Whore. ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/60199/t/You-are-a-Stupid-Whore-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Now you know. ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Mrpoopypants)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:21:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ this LIVE family guy extravaganza is retarded. ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/60195/t/this-LIVE-family-guy-extravaganza-is-retarded-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ i would rather eat rocks ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Buggles73)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:36:15 GMT</pubDate>
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