<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" href="/feed/bypass/styles/feed.css" media="screen"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="/feed/bypass/styles/feed.xsl"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">

	<channel>
	  <!-- main channel info -->
        <title>Survivor Sucks</title>
        <link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/directory</link>
        <description>
        <![CDATA[ A message board for those who love to hate the CBS television show, Survivor. Also forums for American Idol, Lost, Big Brother, The Apprentice, The Amazing Race, and other shows that suck. ]]>
        </description>

		<!-- optional elements -->
		<language>en-us</language>
		<copyright>Copyright 2006, Yuku</copyright>
		<managingEditor>feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster)</managingEditor>
		<webMaster>webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster)</webMaster>
		<!-- note: dates need to be RFC 822 formated "Sat, 07 Sep 2002 00:00:01 GMT" -->
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
		<lastBuildDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:00:34 GMT</lastBuildDate>
		<generator>Yuku Feeds 1.0</generator>
		<docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs>
		<!-- <cloud domain="rpc.yuku.com" port="80" path="/RPC2" registerProcedure="pingMe" protocol="soap"/>-->
		<ttl>60</ttl>
		<!-- feed image -->
		<image>
			<title>Yuku</title>
			<url>http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png</url>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/directory</link>
			<description>Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles</description>
			<width>88</width>
			<height>31</height>
		</image>
		<rating>
		{pics-1.1 &quot;http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html&quot; l gen true for &quot;http://yuku.com&quot; r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) &quot;http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html&quot; l gen true for &quot;http://yuku.com&quot; r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 ))
		</rating>
		<textInput>
			<title>Search</title>
			<description>Search Domain</description>
			<name>q</name>
			<link>http://yuku.com/search/direct/</link>
		</textInput>
		<!-- skip
		<skipHours>
			<hour>23</hour>
		</skipHours>
		<skipDays>
			<day>Monday</day>
			<day>Wednesday</day>
			<day>Friday</day>
		</skipDays>-->
		<!-- extensions -->


		<!-- channel items -->
		<!-- descriptions should be shorter than 500 char to be polite -->
		<!-- html shoud be stripped or escaped -->
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Instructed To Bring Slippers ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61831/t/Instructed-To-Bring-Slippers.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;ll have to check on your outrage tomorrow as I have to get moving now but...
<br>
<br>
I was invited to dinner at Brother J&#39;s house. I was requested to photograph his rug-rats for Christmas cards.
<br>
<br>
OK, fine.
<br>
<br>
Now I am told to BRING SLIPPERS because he&#39;s fanatical about no one wearing shoes in his house.
<br>
<br>
I read a Miss Manners article that said this kind of behavior is completely unacceptable. It indicates that you are putting your carpets ahead of your... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61831</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:50:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Hey JeFa, Bassoon is back ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61830/t/Hey-JeFa-Bassoon-is-back.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ jes wanted to make you aware ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Spike)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61830</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:14:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ nomi, please explain this silverlight nonsense to me ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61829/t/nomi-please-explain-this-silverlight-nonsense-to-me.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ i can deal with bing but im s. and t. of being asked to download silverlight. wtf is it and why ought i utilise it
<br>
<br>
also i tried to download it and the site won&#39;t even open. fix that plz
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (JasonSiskaLulz)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61829</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:38:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Why do people who speak a foreign language TALK LOUD?!?!?!?!?! ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61828/t/Why-do-people-who-speak-a-foreign-language-TALK-LOUD-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Are they trying to impress us that they know how to talk in a foreign tonge?
<br>
<br>
Two Orientals just passed me by and were talking really loud. WTF?
<br>
<br>
I&#39;ve noticed other people do this too. ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (El Bingo Gringo)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61828</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:33:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Samoa Insider Episode 12 (in progress) ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61827/t/Samoa-Insider-Episode-12-in-progress-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="font-weight: bold;">Secret Scene: Dave</span>
<br>
<br style="font-style: italic;">
<span style="font-style: italic;" id="playnav-curvideo-view-count"></span>

<div id="playnav-curvideo-description-container">
  <div id="playnav-curvideo-description">
    <span style="font-style: italic;">Shambo breaks down crying after Dave criticizes her for the way she is tending the fire</span>
    <br>
    <br>
    (Night 30)
    <br>
    <br>
    <span style="font-weight:... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (James Barber)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61827</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:25:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Whats the Best Immunity/Reward Challenge in Survivor history? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61826/t/Whats--Best-Immunity-Reward-Challenge--Survivor-history-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I gotta say the dig for the key, get in the jail cell, make a stick, get the key, run to the puzzle pieces was the greatest challenge in Survivor and should be
a staple challenge each season. That game has no bias towards physical ability and is very difficult. Love the challenges where everyone got a chance as long
as the arent quitters or brain dead
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (damnredsox)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61826</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:22:43 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ WHY do MOST people ASSUME "EUROPEAN" anything is BETTER? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61825/t/WHY-do-MOST-people-ASSUME-EUROPEAN-anything-is-BETTER-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ case in point:
<br>
<br>

<blockquote>
  European pillows and pillowcases are the only acceptable forms. All else is ridiculous shite.
</blockquote>
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Yuku Blows Goats)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61825</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:41:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Guidos love Gays...yay ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61824/t/Guidos-love-Gays-yay.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <h3><a class="redhed" href="http://www.towleroad.com/2009/12/jersey-shores-the-situation-enjoys-the-attention-of-gay-men.html"><em>Jersey Shore</em>&#39;s
&#39;The Situation&#39; Enjoys the Attention of Gay Men</a></h3>

<p><a style="DISPLAY: inline" target="_blank" href="http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef01287645f7cb970c-pi"><img class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d8341c730253ef01287645f7cb970c " title="Theistuation" alt="Theistuation"... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Spike)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61824</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:33:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ things that really piss you off ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61823/t/things-that-really-piss-you-off.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ 1. people who speed up to hug the bumper when they see you put on your turn signal when you are trying to change lanes
<br>
<br>
...that happened yesterday driving to Newark Airport and I wanted to thrash that fuckin guido bastard.
<br>
<br>
2. when you call a business and you must endure hearing &#39;please listen carefully as our menu has changed&#39;
<br>
<br>
really? your fuckin menu changed? so let me guess, now I gotta press 2 for English?
<br>
<br>
 
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (youfist)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61823</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Bedspreads And Other Bedclothes ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61822/t/Bedspreads-And-Other-Bedclothes.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Is there a uselesser bit of fabric than a bedspread?  No there isn&#39;t.
<br>
<br>
Each bed needs Egyptian cotton sheets.  And ya know what?   Thread count DOESNT MATTER.  So dont go crowing about 1200 thread count or whatevs.  300 is fine.
<br>
<br>
And a silk blanket.  Not wool.  Silk.  Soft slinky silken silk.  Yes, it needs to be dry cleaned but so what. 
<br>
<br>
That&#39;s it.
<br>
<br>
Bedspreads are gay. ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61822</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:24:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Russell shows HII before tribal council begins. ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61821/t/Russell-shows-HII-before-tribal-council-begins-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Anyone else think this move is brilliant?  No one has ever pulled a hidden immunity idol out before TC. 
<br>
Its almost as if he played the HII without playing it.
<br>
He may have a huge target on his back now but he has now guaranteed himself final 5 if he uses it next TC.
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (iCON4FAT)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61821</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:00:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ YOU ARE FORCED AT GUNPOINT TO KILL A SIBLING ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61820/t/YOU-ARE-FORCED-AT-GUNPOINT-TO-KILL-A-SIBLING.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Which one do you kill, and why, and how do you kill them?   
<br>
<br>
If you do&#39;nt choose, then ALL of your siblings and pets are killed. ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Eagles Z Frodo Mt Doom)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61820</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:04:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ So bilkis...? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61819/t/So-bilkis-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Tell me about how you got hoss-shirt banned?? ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (TC)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61819</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:03:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ chicoutai cloudberry liqueur ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61818/t/chicoutai-cloudberry-liqueur.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Any of you canooks know where I could get this in the US? ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Mister Yuck)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61818</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:01:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ catch-all finals thread - fall semester 09 ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61817/t/catch-all-finals-thread-fall-semester-09.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I AM F R E A K I N G OUT y&#39;all
<br>
<br>
also is there anything worse than american realist literature?? probably not
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (X Bilkis)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61817</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:52:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Most to least likely win? ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61816/t/Most-to-least-likely-win-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ 1. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Oh my weeerd aka Natalie -</span>
<br>
She has done nothing but riding Russell&#39;s penis all season long.
<br>
But she is definitely a solid final 3. No one would ever vote against her.
<br>
and none of the Jury has anything particularly against her. So unless her jury speech is horrible, she might win this.
<br>
<br>
2. <span style="font-weight: bold;">McDreamy aka Mick -</span>
<br>
I am afraid that he might get blindsided by Russell before the final... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (SleepTight)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61816</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:20:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Edible Arrangements ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61815/t/Edible-Arrangements.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Why the hell would anyone want one of these?
<br>
<br>
<img alt="http://deallocker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/edible-arrangements.jpg" src="http://deallocker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/edible-arrangements.jpg">
<br>
<br>
<br>
Gee, thanks for all the exposed fruit.   That&#39;ll keep nicely if I don&#39;t want to eat 3 cantaloupes and 2 honeydews in 1 day.
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (OuijaBroad)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61815</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:55:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ ADMINS SEALBEACH AVATAR IS OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT PLEASE BAN ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61814/t/ADMINS-SEALBEACH-AVATAR-IS-OVER-THE-LEGAL-LIMIT-PLEASE-BAN.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>thanks
<br>
<br></p>

<table summary="user post and replies">
  <tbody class="expandable  thread-post even last
				lastpost post reply  sealbach post-read" id="post-id-5414558">
    <tr>
      <td class="th firstcol poster-name"><span class="user-name"><img title="sealbach is online" alt="status online" src="http://static.yuku.com//common/bypass/images/on_line.gif"><a title="sealbach&#39;s Profile" target="_blank" href="http://sealbach.u.yuku.com/">sealbach</a></span></td>

      <td... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Spike)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61814</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:53:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Castaway Interview: Dave Ball ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61813/t/Castaway-Interview-Dave-Ball.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ RealityNewsOnline: Hello, Dave, and thanks for taking the time to talk to us here at RealityNewsOnline!
<br>
<br>
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Dave: My pleasure.</span>
<br>
<br>
RNO: We saw you say on the show that you&#39;re used to getting up at 4:30 am, so I guess the fact that I&#39;m talking to you now is proof of this!
<br>
<br style="font-weight: bold;">
<span style="font-weight: bold;">Dave: I&#39;ve been up for about 45 minutes already.</span>
<br>
<br>
RNO: Starting at the... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (rbk32)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61813</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:16:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ "30 locked threads isn't subtle enough?" ]]></title>
			<link>http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61812/t/-30-locked-threads-isn-t-subtle-enough-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ This statement defines the current state of this forum better than any other statement I&#39;ve read besides those of the &quot;fuck off n00b/ghostie&quot;
variety.
<br>
<br>
So the question is this: Collectively, just how stupid ARE you people?
<br>
<br>
-SJ™ ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (SuperJude)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/61812</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:14:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
    <!-- end items -->

  </channel>
</rss>